Dr. Prof. Patrick

Full Professor of Cynicism and Punology

Want to dress like me?

[Dr. Prof. Patrick @drprofpatrick]

@scalzi These kinds of proclamations never age well.

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@spanglemix Wasn't Antman Asian and Stark black?

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@scalzi Will the basement host the Bradford Burrito Museum and Gift Shop?

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@spanglemix I'm spooky and wistful.

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@TheNuminous1 80 is the new 20! Here's your minimum wage plus one time bonus!

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@spanglemix

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@scalzi The MCU has Vibranium, which can be flexible as seen in Black Panther's suit. Even ignoring the power of the infinity stones, this in-world magical metal could accomplish the same goal.

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@scalzi If you see Microsoft Word's Clippy out of the corner of your eye, you've been mRNA hacked.

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@scalzi I mean, if giving folks some "detox" gummies right after giving them their shots, aren't we doing the world some good?

Need to jump on some of these boards and start posting about how Flintstones vitamins deactivate the Luciferase and Microsoft Windows tracking chips.

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@scalzi There's going to be a Scalzi Museum of Guitar Oddities in the future, isn't there?

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@spanglemix No banana for scale?

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@spanglemix Was that pipsy pinwheel?

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@spanglemix When david tennant ends his run. That was the point.

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@scalzi Toxic masculinity is a weak crystalline structure that needs to be constantly maintained in a carefully curated environment.

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@scalzi This is like some kind of reverse-reverse-reverse psychology. The libs want you to get the vax because they secretly don't want you to get the vax so you should get the vax to own the libs.

Whatever mental gymnastics get you vaxxed, I guess...

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@spanglemix Bummer. You might want to get things delivered to the amazon boxes that you can go pick up

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@spanglemix 18 minutes, turn at 9. Did you fill them enough?

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@The5thRobin Get off my ... LLLLLLLAAAAAAAAWWWWWNNNN!!!!

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@spanglemix Survival horror is dresses with no pockets.

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