Liz W

'Should' is a big word.

[Liz W @drpuma]

Anybody know what the “A” in “Fucking A” stands for? Or have a theory?

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when you ask your husband to make you “an albino Manhattan” and he says “so, a Martini?”

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I’ve come to appreciate sitting waiting in the exam room at the doctor. It’s one of the few times in my life that I really can’t do anything.

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Think I’m going to start referring to all my healthcare needs as “on demand.” In a couple of weeks I’m getting a mole removed…ON DEMAND!

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Sometimes I wonder if the @getquip toothbrush people realize how closely adjacent their product is to vibrators
And how much their recyclable packaging looks like tampons

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The surreality of this is kind of breaking my brain

“The relief requested is not discharge from confinement altogether but, rather, a transfer of Happy from one confinement to another of slightly different form”

CAN RELATE.

https://t.co/HCurm0ZQwA

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This pisses me off. Perpetuating fossil fuel dependency is NOT sustainable.
https://t.co/MnVLfDNSqe

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I don’t care about speakers that sound good when they’re loud. Give me a stereo that still sounds amazing when it’s very, very quiet.

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I feel like the lavender balm dot com is stealth aromatherapy. Not that we all don’t need to chill.

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I love hearing mourning doves call. They remind me of April Vacations on the Gulf Coast of Florida when I was a kid.

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@davidcfrancis sneakysneak

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new moon thoughts, because I can

https://t.co/sCfVhiwTLO

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Dreadnaughtus males fighting over a female reminds me of how it looks when our cats go up on their hind legs. Also, why even bother giving the T. Rex arms?
#PrehistoricPlanet

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anybody else like to listen to Depeche Mode while they’re doing the dishes or is that just me ?

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Okay. Since Saturday night:
* front doorknob popped off in my hand
* our hot water heater died and flooded the basement
* now my work computer is randomly shutting down applications and needing an update

Are we all *really sure* Mercury is out of retrograde?

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sometimes I wonder if my cat crawls on my lap just so he can fart there

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Well this makes me glad we stopped leaving the house.

https://t.co/H91DYyO42E

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Feelings! I am maybe attempting to be a patron of the arts? There are worse things to be in these times.

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Hyenas on the other hand always look hung over. Like if you give it a cup of coffee it’ll turn into a real dog.

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Watching #NightOnEarth on @netflix. It feels unfair to be able to see the elephants when they can’t see anything themselves and are obviously upset about it.