Sophie

mm asparagus

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

[frankie @frankieats]

it’s a really good thing cherries have pits. it’s like a slow feeder dog bowl for a guy like me who loves cherries in a way that’s dangerous to my digestive system. if they were any easier to eat i’d be cherry sick every day of summer

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

love when ppl are like “do you wanna come with me” Um YES memememememe take me with you i love being included im comingggggggg yayyyyyyy

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

Food £200
Data £150
Rent £800
Whimsical household inventions £3,600
Utility £150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my dog is mad at me

[Emily Gwen @theemilygwen]

happy international lesbian day, if you use the orange and pink flag i designed and have a few bucks to spare i would really appreciate any help at all

[cary @brokebackstan]

the coolest way to be bisexual is to be so gay that people are shocked to find out you also like the opposite sex

[Sophie @drregs]

@CalvinBailey @redbridgelabour @WFLabourParty Do you live in your constituency yet?

[Sophie @drregs]

@CalvinBailey you're my new MP! Will you be relocating permanently to your constituency?

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Unfortunately, a tabloid newspaper has got hold of a music video I recorded in Islington North with an iconic grime artist I've admired for years.

They are planning to publish a heavily edited clip, so I'm releasing the full version myself. Watch here: https://t.co/vwNGQN2wqU

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

Sometimes, it’s just nice to sit back and watch a good old fashioned bollard crash test.
#WorldBollardAssociation

[𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[Kate Lee @katrionaemily]

Are you in the queue this evening? Distract yourself from the cold by talking to @TimesRadio about it - send me a DM or email [email protected] #QueueWatch #queueforthequeue #journorequest

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

Whilst all this Royalist gushing is going on, don't forget the Met police shot a young man dead this week. He was shot in his head through his windscreen. It's been three days now and the police have released no information on the killing.

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

Props to Elena Dahlager for sneaking this one past the Crop Art judges. They never give ribbons to political pieces!

[CWU @CWUnews]

Dry your eyes mate.

[. @ElsieKFisher]

paddington 4 is the one where they let me say fuck