Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD

Perkins School for the Blind ‘67 |Somebodies gotta do it | Dark liquor enthusiast | Mac Miller Enthusiast | Certified Jam Slut | Mo Money |

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

I’m gonna be jar jar binks for Halloween next year someone remind me

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

Fell asleep with a zyn in my lip last night. Tough realization in the morning

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

Accidentally requesting to follow my summerball teammates gf #awkward

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

@monkeythycircus And there it is folks

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

@Johnnyroy1776 Thankfully there was no contact made just an awkward look at a stop sign

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

Holy jump scare. Just saw my now lesbian high school ex-girlfriend for the first time since freshman year of college.

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

There are gay dudes that talk like chicks. But also chicks that talk like gay dudes

What a world we live in

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

This song scratches a weird itch

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

@edward1mcdonald Personally have done an hr 45 and it was worth it. Depends on circumstance of course

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

@Frankietwobagz Might start doing this

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

Mimosas at nanas 80th? Does it get much better

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

@tommyDatts Is this mid game

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

Newport I am inside you

Legendary location

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

“Im such a bad drunk boyfriend, i love toeing the line”

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

There’s a colony of ants in my pants

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

Do you think you’ve ever been in the presence of someone in the CIA and u didn’t know?

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

This thing owns my house now. I’m terrified

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

Best thing ever created.

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

It’s Thursday and all I’ve done at work is make fart noises and rip my pen
#bluecollar

[Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD @drshrimp]

@badfrmscarolina This is lowkey the move