Siddharth Baror

My handle says it all.

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

#Hardhome had me like.... http://t.co/HkzLQdOj8Y

[Khap Panchayat @KhapPanchayat]

What is red, has spots, and is the focus of our orbit?
Your ass when we find out you've married a girl outside your caste.

[Marwaari @Marwaari]

Left FB page logged in on PC. And my colleague searched for Call girls in Mumbai on FB and added them. BHENCHOD.

[Siddharth Baror @drsidbaror]

Somebody send this to jon snow. #WhatAPun #GameOfThrones https://t.co/aTIrt6Zup8

[Inc. @Inc]

How to go from "know nothing" to "know everything" in 5 minutes or less @BettyWLiu http://t.co/PJnFpX4p65

[Siddharth Baror @drsidbaror]

@KanchannSharma your sole purpose of being on twitter is to get free passes to the sunburn fest, isnt it? #NotJudgingBro

[Siddharth Baror @drsidbaror]

Ok bro. #ModiInsultsIndia

[Siddharth Baror @drsidbaror]

Ok so this is a trend. You follow..you make me follow..then you unfollow. #suckItUpbitches #FucksGiven0

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

"Zindagi ne zindagi bhar sum diye" - Maths Student

[Siddharth Baror @drsidbaror]

Nagada sang dhol baje.
#GujjuPorn

[One Liner Jokes @TopOneLiner]

I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying

[Siddharth Baror @drsidbaror]

There are twice as many boobies in the world than women. #TheLittleThingsInLifeThatMakeYouHappy
#OMGimBlushing

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

Pretending like everything is fine when shit is clearly falling apart

[Siddharth Baror @drsidbaror]

Twitter need to upgrade. Why can't we retweet our own tweets - Everybody who doesn't get Retweets #SoAlone #StillGotSwag #Loner #TheLoneWolf

[Siddharth Baror @drsidbaror]

when migdets some weed do they like get high or just medium
#INeedToStopTweetingShit
#HighScenes

[Kriti S. @TamAaTaRrr]

Customer care executive : How May I help you ma'am?

Me : RT my tweets...

*awkward silence*

[Shhhhh..... @Stubbornn_Girl]

Girl : jaanu agar tum amir ban Gaye Toh muje Kya doge?

Boy : Dhoka

[oothikicha @oothikicha]

*Younger sibling was crying*
Dad: what happened, darling?
S: jammed my finger in the door.
Dad: OMG! WHICH DOOR?

Mom and I die laughing.

[Siddharth Baror @drsidbaror]

Knock knock
Who's it
Cid
What is it?
Daya...
Abe rukk BC kholta hu.

[Siddharth Baror @drsidbaror]

@edsheeran God your songs make me cry. You are amazing!