Derek

nerd that likes music, food, hockey, and geology

[Derek @drtaylor90]

My new research job has me traveling to the coast for data collection during the storm rather than moving farther inland with everyone else. 😨

[Derek @drtaylor90]

after being so busy for so long, i forgot how horrible my mind is when i'm not busy - i don't know what to do

[Derek @drtaylor90]

I was just informed that I have reviews on Rate My Professor. This person found interest in my poorly told jokes!

[Derek @drtaylor90]

The new Broken Social Scene album is so fucking good!

[Derek @drtaylor90]

On my 7.5 hour flight from Toronto to Frankfurt. Hoping to sleep through the entire thing instead of being wide awake and full of anxiety.

[Derek @drtaylor90]

I was on campus from 7:30 am to 10:15 pm today. My brain has melted away completely.

[Derek @drtaylor90]

Me teaching: "We're in the vastness of space on a minuscule rock that's slowly dying from heat loss"
Student: "Damn, bro. You depressed?"

[Derek @drtaylor90]

Following that win, I expect to see zero of my students in class tomorrow because of the parties tonight. #UNCvsGonzaga

[Derek @drtaylor90]

Took a break from my research paper by going for a walk. A dog headbutted me in the dick on said walk. Still not as bad as writing a paper.

[Derek @drtaylor90]

#gradschool

[Derek @drtaylor90]

My mom just called Gabby breastfeeding a "Gooby booby snack" to Kai.

Gabby's/Gooby's response: "Karen, are you high?!"

[Derek @drtaylor90]

I tried to tell you, but I don't know how.

[Derek @drtaylor90]

Let's just forget recent & past events that prove that the world isn't happy to coexist with other religions.

[Derek @drtaylor90]

Euro peens

[Derek @drtaylor90]

Kai is 3 months old today 😭

[Derek @drtaylor90]

@KaitlynForks HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?! I'm having to call representatives multiple times a week to oppose so much idiocy lately.

[Derek @drtaylor90]

I took the trash out & got stopped by my neighbor.
Her: "Big game tonight! Who ya rootin' for?"
Me:

#SuperBowl

[Derek @drtaylor90]

Scattered and lost

[Derek @drtaylor90]

Crying onto my homework as Gabby sings "The Leopard and the Lung" to Kai as he smiles.

[Derek @drtaylor90]

I teach 5 girls from the same sorority this semester. They chose me because their "sister said I was dope." Am I an honorary sister now?