Sleve McDichael

Jesus is my Lord and savior. Building the Player Reliability Score (PRS). #HereWeGo #GoKingsGo #LetsGoDodgers 🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

🦖 Day 4 of Dinosaur Appreciation Month: Giganotosaurus

Period: Late Cretaceous (99–95 million years ago)

Location: Present-day Argentina in South America.

About:

• Giganotosaurus reached lengths of up to 43 feet (13 meters), making it one of the largest carnivorous dinosaurs ever discovered.

• Unlike Tyrannosaurus rex, it relied more on slicing flesh with serrated teeth than crushing bone.

• It hunted enormous sauropods that weighed many times more than itself.

• Its name means “Giant Southern Lizard,” referring to both its immense size and South American home.

• A fully grown Giganotosaurus was still smaller than the massive Argentinosaurus it likely hunted, making it the prehistoric equivalent of a wolf attacking an elephant.

#DinosaurMonth

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

@OVTweetmarck It’s like an unironic @BeardsonBeardly

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

@nypost “by torchlight”

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

I **NEED** that card

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

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[Mayonnaise @BeefStewtoo]

I’m telling y’all ground beef slop is one of the best things you can do for yourself. It’s a lot cheaper than anything you’ll order and it’s delicious

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. Summer. It is 95 degrees outside, and I am shivering inside a sandwich shop.

I have discovered how Americans forge strong souls.

Outside, the sun is trying to kill everyone. Inside this small restaurant, it is winter. My breath does not fog, but it is thinking about it. A man near me is eating a cold sandwich while wearing a jacket. In summer. Indoors.

In Japan we would simply turn it down. Americans do not turn it down. And now I understand them better than they understand themselves.

This cold is not an accident. This cold is a gift.

The owner has built, inside his shop, a second season. He invites you in from the brutal heat and hands you the one thing the sun has denied you all day: a reason to be cold. To endure it is to be tempered. You walk in soft and sweating. You walk out sharp and clear, a slightly stronger person than you were.

So I did not complain. I removed my outer layer and offered it to the woman at the next table, who was hugging herself. She said, "Oh, no, I'm fine, thank you." She was not fine. Her lips were blue. But she, too, understood the training. She would not break first. I respected her deeply.

The owner asked if everything was okay.

"It is perfect," I said, through my teeth, which were chattering. "Thank you for the winter."

He said, "...I can turn the AC down if you want?"

I told him no. A man does not ask the mountain to be shorter.

I stayed two hours. I ordered a hot coffee to survive. Then a second one, to hold. By the end I could no longer feel my hands, but my spirit had never been clearer.

So now, on the hottest days, I seek out the coldest rooms. I sit. I shiver. I sharpen.

And when I finally step back out into the summer heat, and it wraps around me like a warm bath, I feel it.

Reborn.

A man who has survived the winter, in August, indoors, for the price of a sandwich.

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

@nypost And I hope they are never able to get pregnant again

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

My next assignment as the Townhall Pride correspondent is breaking into Graham Platner’s home to test this theory and report back on whether or not it is, in fact, “in a gay way.”

Story coming soon…

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

Getting the story behind the photos is fascinating.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

I don’t know if Hunter realizes what he’s gotten involved in here

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@damintoell Oh man that’s hard. Common People is one of my favorite songs but Gorrilaz!!! Okay here’s the answer- Jarvis for the pure authenticity of his music Damon for the breadth of work. But if I had to choose Jarvis.

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

@Natexpat

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

Step 1: Completed

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

Gonna put this on a shirt and wear it to my government job.

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

@flapprdotnet Thank you sir

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

@damintoell Can’t even respond to this one 😂😂

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

😩

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

My god

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

Manager just text me, an executive from Washington DC is coming to sit with me while I work amended returns on Tuesday

[Sleve McDichael @DRTheSecond]

My word. The audacity of thinking Hunter would snort coke. He was an aristocratic crack smoker. Get it together, Mike.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@MikeASperrazza Let me ask you a question Mike- if I’m telling you I smoked crack, why in the world would I lie about snorting it? There’s plenty of pictures of me smoking crack doing all sorts of stupid things, with all sorts of people and rarely with clothes on. But not snorting cocaine.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

It is time to found an official Twitter/X Hall of Fame and start inducting members