dr traffic twt 🚦

i diagnose the traffic twitter locals

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

hi it’s me Dr traffic twt!! Until I get my straw page set up, reply here for assessment, diagnosis, and treatment!

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

fun fact: traffic twt doctor is scared of real doctors because they’re all bitches /affectionate

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

i did in fact forget i have celiacs and ate fried chicken…

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

medical advice: if you have celiac’s disease, DONT EAT GLUTEN

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

@twt_traffi2311 @poochthedoggy please don’t eat people you could get kuru

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

if ur having a medical emergency you should probably call 911….

[Lanc / Warren !!🌿🐾 @treebahark]

DO I CALL 911?????????

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

is this a medical opinion orrrrr???

[Lukas🚦|| Ethubs FREAK @Midnightscarian]

LET IT BE KNOWN JAY IS A LOSER!!!

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

@twt_traffi2311 @poochthedoggy are you flirting with me or wanting to cannabalize me i can’t tell-

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

@twt_traffi2311 @poochthedoggy im- im sorry?

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

I run two separate ones but that’s only because I wanted to make this one have an awful boss (@traffictwtchief)

[🌼🌺Lily 🪷🌸 @fieldof_lilys]

What are the chances that all of those traffictwt accounts are run by the same person

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

who said traffic twt can’t cook (except its edible because as a doctor i value my health)

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

@LankyLegendzzz ty

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

truly the worst disease of all is when we miss gem :( I miss gem :(

[Spirit🚦🍉🍂🌙 @SpiritRuBee]

I miss Gem Geminitay :(

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

@wetcatyuri i talked to someone in the er today about minecraft 💔💔

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

new disorder just dropped: minecraftis - also known as when you want to drop everything (sleep, work, school, eating, etc) just to play minecraft

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

@LostFlowersArt yeah…. so there…. isn’t one……….

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

art block is my least favorite medical condition

[Project Hail Echo🚦|March ❤️|🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @Echo__Ender]

Guys I have art block give me Life Series moments you want me to draw (preferably with videos / rough time stamps) (also zero promises I’ll get them all done if there are several)

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

@poochthedoggy then that’s just me core

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

@poochthedoggy oh no this will make it worse because then you won’t even NEED sleep and you’ll just play minecraft all day. the cure is simple though! get a new hyper-fixation. for refrence, i am treating my minecraftis with marvel movies

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

@speyerals no problem! I filled it out too

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

as a medical professional I think it’s very important to take this survey

[📼👁️『leif / gerry』💛🎹 @fangzzout]

please go take this survey so i can pass my psychology class
(rts are VERY appreciated i need as many responses as possible from as many fandoms as possible) https://t.co/7INybwsdDF

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

wait how many of my patients are diagnosed with lesbianism? cause that’s the disease I have

[dr traffic twt 🚦 @drtraffictwt]

@SpiritBeeBoy fun fact I’m a real er nurse so my advice is medically sound (my advice is NOT medically sound I legally have to clarify that. I am still a nurse)