A.A. Ron Balakay (parody)

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[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Happy National Best Friends Day

[A.A. Ron Balakay (parody) @drumbledrone]

@scotthatch22 Feels like Tucker last year. Who was the last “star” free agent the Cubs signed that actually performed up to expectations?

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

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@biurinho Alan

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@jacobzanolla “He’s done well here. I think he’s in Craig’s Circle of Trust.” - Anthony Rizzo regarding Phil Maton

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@bullseye_qwerty @SnapDecks @snapjudgecast I ran into Armor first match haha

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@ESPNFANSUPPORT I’m stuck in an endless cycle trying to link my https://t.co/14icWAoBS4 account to My ESPN account. I click “Login” and it tells me how to link my https://t.co/14icWAoBS4 account with a “Click Here.” This routes me back to “Login.” This repeats infinitely.

[A.A. Ron Balakay (parody) @drumbledrone]

@Quinns_Ghost CTE plus all elite athletes have inner demons

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@SafetyBlade_HS @SnapDecks Too many Gambits and MMM in my queue to win with this!

[A.A. Ron Balakay (parody) @drumbledrone]

@EN0CX This is how most star athletes are raised

[A.A. Ron Balakay (parody) @drumbledrone]

@420mercymain69 Yeah but every frat bro does that

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@BNightengale @Buster_ESPN Not that incredible, both teams are almost always middling

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@Cubbieblue97 Ballesteros - A+/D-

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@JonElliot11 @ikas_show Tried this but just got triple or quadruple Gambited too much

[A.A. Ron Balakay (parody) @drumbledrone]

@bullseye_qwerty @MARVELSNAP Stardust blocking my own cards from spawning

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@plane_pats I’ll explain—going on a private boat with the pregnant woman you’re having an affair with fuels and corroborates the rumor that her baby is yours. Having a secret bastard son with an NFL reporter is a story that keeps getting more interesting.

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@AllbrightNFL He won’t be fired, but he caused a major distraction for his team.

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@Adiofreak what game

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@RetroKurupt What two turns do you typically skip energy for Storm?

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@nyracents Because he kind of looks like a lesbian. So squinting would make him look even more like a lesbian.