lacington

jokes come and go but swag is forever | she/her

[lacington @drumluvr23]

the lazy rivers at all myrtle beach resorts are straight pride parades

[lacington @drumluvr23]

@joebubuu @itadoriics @Puckmeat gorl then why is it an internationally recognized mental illness in the DSM?

[Nat Purser @NatPurser]

a muslim man becoming mayor of ny on the day dick cheney dies. what a world.

[lacington @drumluvr23]

@leclyke confirmed this has happened at both vegas races. one time I sat in the area where they were loading/unloading the trailers and the booing never once let up. they couldn’t get out of there fast enough

[lacington @drumluvr23]

denver is so silly because if you hear a loud bang on a summer night, you really have a hard time guessing if it’s an ice cold fatty popping, fireworks, or gunshots

[lacington @drumluvr23]

@DistinctMotive awaiting this tweet was the last thing on my mind before drifting off to dreamland last night

[lacington @drumluvr23]

tfw you get insta-blocked on mercari for offering $2 under the listing price 🤯

[jackson 🐾 @merylstreep2003]

The roku city lights on my tiramisu…

[lacington @drumluvr23]

last night we let the um chat talk

[val 🕷🔆 @wlfval]

drinking the um chat

[Jack Leverentz 🇺🇸 @Bossman_10K]

Pulling the "can I get a water" and then stealing a PBR would hit like crack

[lacington @drumluvr23]

sometimes it really does require surviving a hellscape to get to where and who you were meant to be

[lacington @drumluvr23]

perhaps there is a reason people say to not text your ex on or around valentine’s day

[lacington @drumluvr23]

pete davidson may have removed his “joke come and go but swag is forever” tattoo, but it will remain in my bio till tattooed pete is but a distant memory

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

this day is entirely run by hatred. eagles crushing that team out of spite. now kendrick halftime.

being a hater rules

[lacington @drumluvr23]

genuinely, cosmo was so real for saying the best way to stop yourself from hooking up with someone on a first date is to not shave. when the mind is weak, the body will stand strong.

[lacington @drumluvr23]

the fruits of hater labor. feeling inspired for 2025.

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” is now the most awarded rap song in #GRAMMYs  history.

It won each category it was nominated in, going 5-for-5 and winning Song Of The Year.

[lacington @drumluvr23]

as a society, we don’t talk enough about all the work that goes into being a single adult managing all personal & home responsibilities yourself. meanwhile brad hasn’t cooked a meal in 2 years and thinks picking up a snack from the gas station on the way home is helpful

[jo @notafan_jo]

kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater

[lacington @drumluvr23]

oh to be djing the bills watch party in denver. I too would be playing enter sandman every ad break.