Josh Cook

University of Florida Alumni 🐊

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

My raw milk ages better than this.

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Need an extended cut of The Odyssey where more weapons keep dropping from the ceiling for Pattinson to point out to the other suitors. “The nunchucks!! The Glock, get the Glock!”

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

terrible time to have a history degree & pattern recognition skills

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Older generations say, “We also struggled in our 20s.”

No, you didn’t. You didn’t pay rent that consumes half your entire paycheck. You didn’t work 2 jobs just to cover basics. You didn’t apply to 200 jobs and face silent rejections. Gen Z isn’t dramatic. They’re drowning.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Now 52% of young adults live with their parents, the highest rate ever, surpassing even the Great Depression. The most-educated and most in debt generation in history did everything they were supposed to and got this.

The system. Does. Not. Work

[SleeperCFB @SleeperCFB]

Florida saw some European soccer fans saying that CFB stadiums have no aura and said "hold my beer"

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Florida’s “It’s great to be a Florida Gator” chant will be in College Football 27 🐊

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

Kids these days will never know how serious field day was

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

Andrew Lincoln as Rick Grimes was phenomenal man, he was meant for that.

[Rivals @Rivals]

🐊CHOMP CHOMP🐊

Florida has landed 7️⃣ blue-chippers in the past month

Read: https://t.co/SXX2k1gUvZ

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

Meant to be a Buccaneer.

Welcome to the Krewe, Rueben Bain Jr.! 🌴👏

[brooke ❦ @ricksprickk]

i’d turn my radio on everyday at dawn for you.. but you’re not nerdy enough to understand

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Gen Z and millennials are burned out because older generations worked just as hard, but they “had hope,” per FORTUNE.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

HERE COMES SCOTTIE!

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Five-Star Plus+ IOL Maxwell Hiller has Committed to Florida, he tells me for @Rivals

The No. 1 IOL in the 2027 Class chose the Gators over Tennessee, Alabama, and Ohio State

“Chomp Chomp”

https://t.co/CoftALWzGS

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

job market so bad you might as well follow your dreams and see what happens

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

I still hope he wins the Masters

[Rivals @Rivals]

FONG BOMB: Rivals’ @SWiltfong_ has logged an expert prediction for Florida to land Five-Star Plus+ IOL Maxwell Hiller🐊

Read: https://t.co/N7z9W6SPyk

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Someone needs to lead the country in effort, why not the Florida Gators!? @BarstoolGruden

[Harry Potter Universe @HPotterUniverse]

This is Severus Snape.