Ben Kern

kindly frick off.

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

I decline! But thank you for asking nicely.

[Lauren Greene @LaurennGreeneS]

Please pray for my mom’s safety!

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

Holy shit is Philly is the worst postseason city in professional sports? 😭😭😭

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

😢

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

If you like losing championships then boy do I have the perfect city for you

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

If you like losing championships then boy do I have the perfect city for you

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

Drumline

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what movie is this for you?

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

Having your Venmo transactions public is serial killer behavior imo

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

@YungFika Shic fil a

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

March The Fourth be with you

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

@TylerWales13 I ship it

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

The guy who mocked the Sandy Hook victims families thinks Kanye is going too far

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

HA HA HA U R SO FUNNY

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Trash me all day, but it’ll cost $8

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

And they would deserve it

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average person would die if they ate 1,627 pieces of candy corn

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

I hope the eye doctor didn’t get mad at me when I didn’t know if A or B was clearer

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

Posting your Venmo for people to buy you drinks for your bachelorette party is the trashiest shit like if you don’t have enough friends to invite just say so

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

@Give_Em_Hellll Thank you

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

If you don’t retweet this you’re a bitch

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

Fuck Cancer

https://t.co/5HIDb2nPWp

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

Damn he really was livin la vida loca

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

Dude when @wawa doesn’t give me my BBQ dip cup I get fricking mad

[Ben Kern @drummonkey2010]

Colgate>Crest