Optimus Prime Example

not tall enough to be in the blue man group.

[Optimus Prime Example @drumour]

He was FourFiveSeconds from signing up in time though

[Chris K @ChrisEvangk]

Guess he couldn’t make the Late Registration

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

I am awake at all hours and hear noises in the dessert at night

[charlie @chunkbardey]

when a friend is depressed sometimes the nicest thing you can do for them is to ask them to do a favor for you

[jack nasty @heidenfiles]

me at the doctor when i got a cymbal stuck in my ear and he asks me to prove it https://t.co/g2fzVQofDZ

[james @TacoBellTake]

hang the banner

[John ⚡💫 🛸💥 💨 @coolgoofball]

Would go CRAZY on a bagel

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

We’re all headed down to the dmv to cough with our mouths open if you don’t have plans tonight

[Riki Prosper @RikiProsper]

Last night we let the Yellow Tail x Domino’s collab talk

[🎺Steven🎺 @EDWlNDlAZ]

God is real and his name is Steve Cohen

[steph ⚾️ @whutyearisit]

me when i pay $80 to park, $30 for a beer and $20 for a hot dog but i don’t care because juan soto is a met

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

gutted to hear that Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan, my favorite celebrity couple who resemble dolls that have been brought to life by a curse, have split 💔

[Optimus Prime Example @drumour]

I gotta be leading the league in paper cuts this year man, it’s wild

[Optimus Prime Example @drumour]

@MikeWattsOnAir Congrats man

[tricia. @trishadelphia]

“Juan Soto has ‘begun the process of eliminating teams’”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!

[Optimus Prime Example @drumour]

@TooGooden17 Thanks for you’re continued hard work Mark !!

[Pitbull @pitbull]

It’s my life… it’s now or never

[sophie @netcapgirl]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

[Matt @3xCrownSports]

This can’t be real! Some guy with 4 home runs last year is preventing his team from getting a future hall of famer!