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comedian still in Florida

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Yes you should listen to your gut feelings. Except white guys, those gut feelings are incorrect, do not listen to those

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@daltonleepruitt Bananas… foster…. Wallace……

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@localsweety That the left is at least a cup larger?

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A wrinkle is just unexpected cleavage

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@CollinRugg That’s so funny because no he wasn’t and no he wasn’t

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You’re telling me the president faked a shooting and it’s HACK?! That can’t be good…

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I just laughed at all my old tweets because none of you bitches cook like I do (haven’t posted anything for months)

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The prereq for running for office seems to be being included in the Epstein files

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Jay-Z is officially seeking a seat in the U.S. Senate representing the state of New York:

“I’m more than just a rapper”

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I’m not hearing it happened so I won’t be watching

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@BellaBaddie__ Chlamydia

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@HoopsCrave This actually makes complete sense I’m happy 4 her

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Every job on every job listings board is fake but Hannah Montana is back so

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How many times can I make a grand return to X ? I’ll be doing this every day

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@NickDiPaolo What’s he gonna say though? SNL sucks to work at ? we know this

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I’m back on Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Daddy’s in a jail cell with the cryptocurrency guy Sam Bankman Fried… hopefully tallying up who’s fucked more people.

[•i• @pachtaogaybro]

world is healing

[elena @gaystargirlco]

just sent two emails using my phone

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So thankful I found a job that pays me well AND allows me to be drunk 🥰

[Thottie 🐡🏜 @PortaThottie]

Same queen I get it

[primordial soup kitchen @fernbirg]

Opening Grindr at the RNC.