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@Backstreetisms Wow. If that's all they posted of shit I said, they ain't listening.
Probably a good thing.

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@aildave @mlm_ambassador @lil_momo74 @ElginCharles ,07, 76,

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@MarkHamill Well, maybe if you didn't try to burn down the Jedi sacred tree that held the old books they'd stand with you.
Or they shut down a bunch of bot accounts.

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@BarstoolClemson I think Backstreets won a few years ago.

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@_emily_rose I'm learning to use the Twitter again.
Rise of DrunklePete

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Just saw Rudy Giuliani's son on CNN. The Douche doesn't fall far from the bag.

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McDoucheNugget#HeWhoShallBeNamed

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@pattonoswalt That guys the definition of Douche Nugget.
As in a little nug o douche.

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@MountainDew Dewbie

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I counted [insert number here] #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/w7mtfAUtKl

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@MountainDew 118

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@JimGaffigan Sit back. Grab some popcorn and a nice beer and watch the GOP shread each other for a week or two.

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@JimGaffigan Dress Casual. Earth tones.

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@BackstreetsPub Backstreets donated $251.64 to the Clemson angel tree. Thanks to everyone who came out and supported us last week.

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@pattonoswalt M.U.S.H.

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@JimGaffigan Good times........good times.

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@pattonoswalt Dingo ate my conspiracy theory document

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@JimGaffigan Still a fan. Trumpers can go phuck themselves.

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@radleybalko Trump is arguably the worst president in the history of America.

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@and_nachos So much winning.