Liam 🟫🟧

My kids and the Cleveland Browns. Want to leave the world better for my kids than it is now. Over one year sober making my @ nice and stupid.

[Liam 🟫🟧 @drunkDad2]

It’s always someone else’s fault.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This MAGA Pastor says that this waitress caused him to sin because he got upset with her because she brought him a small glass of water instead of a large one and he panics after he couldn’t edit his live video so it wouldn’t show it.

[Liam 🟫🟧 @drunkDad2]

We need more moderators like this.
Unfortunately MAGA will be like “well are you calling his dog a liar?! He showed them!” Because they are idiots.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Kyle Clark asked Colorado GOP candidate for governor Victor Marx whether voters should believe he’s lived "one of the most extraordinary lives in human history," or whether he’s "a liar and a fraud."

John Oliver: “That might be the first event in history won by the moderator.”

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man."

A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.

Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

[Liam 🟫🟧 @drunkDad2]

Dolly Parton is a national treasure. What a wonderful woman.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Dolly Parton on her Imagination Library program that Republicans defunded:

"[My daddy] was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew [...] his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission."

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

The mark of a successful person?

How fast you can look in the mirror, accept it, and make the best decision in front of you. The NFL train doesn’t care about your feelings.

You lose a guy, you move the drill, you keep playing. @Flash_Garrett will always be a @Browns to me but this trade makes both teams better based on the individual circumstances they face right now.

Welcome to Cleveland, @JaredVerse1

[Liam 🟫🟧 @drunkDad2]

This kid is really impressive.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Liam 🟫🟧 @drunkDad2]

I hate losing Myles, but there’s nothing we can do about that. Verse really is going to be great for us.

[Mac🦬 @tha_buffalo]

While Jared Verse isn’t Myles Garrett (no one is) #Browns still got a top edge rusher

2025 among edge players (PFF)
-6th in pressures (80)
-T-6th in run stops (35)
-T-4th in forced fumbles (3)
-T-2nd in QB hits (20)

At 25, he’s just getting started

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone who appreciates watching Sen. Jon Ossoff completely dismantle trump as thoroughly and soundly as anyone has ever done since President Obama.

This guy is the real deal.
This is how it's done.👏👏👏

[Impiety @NoHolyScripture]

WOKE

Musk's crusade against ‘woke’ isn’t about principles.

It's about fear of compassion endangering his wealth, his power.

It’s a way of ensuring the poor stay poor & the rich stay rich!

[Liam 🟫🟧 @drunkDad2]

Just admit you were wrong, laugh at the situation, and walk away. But no, you gotta be an asshole. This cop just proved that you can’t trust anything he ever says.

[New York Post @nypost]

A one-armed woman has gone mega-viral after she quickly refuted a cop’s claim that she was driving with a phone in her “right hand.”

[Liam 🟫🟧 @drunkDad2]

He sure showed them libs. Dumbass.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Man avoids “gay stairs” by dry humping a pole and bouncing up and down on it 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Liam 🟫🟧 @drunkDad2]

If I were interviewing for a job and someone gave this answer, I would hire them on the spot.

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

😂🍪 This dude just walked out of a job interview and immediately recorded this in his car.

He knew the “biggest weakness” question was coming… brain completely short-circuited… and instead of the safe “I care too much” answer, he hit them with:

“Oreos. I’ll eat ‘em until the milk’s gone. Could be two, could be twelve.”

The way he says it with that deadpan delivery and then just accepts his fate is SENDING me.

Man, I genuinely feel bad for the guy… but I’m also dying laughing. We’ve ALL had that one moment in an interview where your brain just yeets itself out the window. Kid’s still out here job hunting. Somebody hire this absolute legend before he stress-eats the entire Oreo aisle.

Who else has completely bombed a “what’s your weakness” question?

[Liam 🟫🟧 @drunkDad2]

Just need to add Jud and Sampson in there too.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

talkin' bout dynamic duos 🤞

[Liam 🟫🟧 @drunkDad2]

This kind of stuff will never stop being incredible to me.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Thousands of generations of humans lived and died never knowing what a sunset looked like anywhere but Earth.

You're in the first generation that doesn't have to.

This is a sunset on Mars.

140 million miles away from us.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

You won’t hear this on Fox News:

California just released a balanced budget that wipes out the deficit this year AND next — while protecting health care and safety nets.

Meanwhile, Trump ADDED $2.4 TRILLION to the federal deficit with his “Big Beautiful Betrayal.”

Republicans ruin budgets.
Democrats balance them.

Adulting matters.

[Liam 🟫🟧 @drunkDad2]

I just got a wild idea for a movie…

[The Timeless Traveler @TimelessTrvlr]

There was a 40 year period in history when samurai, pirates, and cowboys all technically existed at the same time.