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The ONLY drunk shopping website! Follow for necessary purchases & funny gifts... Browse MEDIA tweets to shop... Screw your bank account - add to wishlist!

[drunkMall @drunkMall]

the media tweets of this account should be your new favorite store

check here first when you need amazing gifts for yourself or anyone else

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

Heard y'all were thirsty: https://t.co/BuJw47UyTX

[Your Favorite Band Sucks (not parody) @YFBSpod]

We have a new shirt - for sophisticated music haters only.

PRE-ORDER: https://t.co/uQ5cSBr4te

[Your Favorite Band Sucks (not parody) @YFBSpod]

We heard them first.

https://t.co/I3BMNh6y7Z

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

2018 has been another terrific year for podcasts: https://t.co/c9QpbTmLXO

[drunkMall @drunkMall]

Happy 2018, amateurs.

https://t.co/CxACXmRNQ6

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Never forget drunkMall's highly curated Blackout Friday shopping experience is there for you EVERY Friday, not just the Black ones: https://t.co/e78aVcGOl8

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Finding a mint condition Centipede machine is near impossible.

That’s why you should buy a mini one: https://t.co/A56DWIcuZA

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@CassandraRules Cocaine and Rhinestones is the best podcast in the world. You don't have to like country music. Insane drunk story in episode 1!

https://t.co/ahCVuckSBf

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Pretty sure you could sell little frappucino-sized bottles of alcoholic egg nog under the brand name Reindeer Cum for at least $20 a bottle.

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It’s like a personal 3D movie theater for your head: https://t.co/0bq0F1uSOz

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The Tick is back and he’s more pixelated than ever: https://t.co/gT0NsMw5xj

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You can bear-ly wait for those cupcakes to be done but these adorable timers will let you know how much longer: https://t.co/vqUyvny6SY

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We’re too stupid to know what the symbols on the Relativity Watch mean but it sure looks cool: https://t.co/F5GLvJHcuP

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The perfect man has no problem holding your jewelry for you: https://t.co/ei1ld9ONlO

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Somebunny made this lamp for you: https://t.co/QTZ0N5EHBJ

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Scare away those frozen toes with a big fuzzy pair of Monster House Slippers: https://t.co/Akr8cAeJ4O

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Keep your travel-size bathroom bottles together with the Shower Vine: https://t.co/yOwKEfDWUu

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The future is full of fancy pancakes made by robots: https://t.co/v11ZTqKXwM

Pass the butter!

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En garde!

No six-legged swashbucklers will feel safe in your home while you wield this Sword Fly Swatter: https://t.co/VMQxOuFt7b

[drunkMall @drunkMall]

How many of your best tweets is it okay to show someone on a first date?

Like 25?