le sassy SLOTH

partying, vegging, living, breathing, sassy sloth style. email me at [email protected] w/funny stories questions and whatnot! #teamSLOTH

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@tinycrazyblonde aka whenever I get stoned with you / anyone -- I forget how to talk!!

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@tinycrazyblonde thats how I feel about all of the stuff I'm going through. It's tough to admit it.

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Weekend número dos of EQUUS #leggo #horses #hooves

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I don't know whether to be relieved, proud, frustrated, or plain livid at my parents right now

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Why am I awake at 4:30 am when I have a 12 hour workday tomorrow ??!

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#ootn date night with silver fox! Floral halter high-low dress and gold espadrilles

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It was snowing 2 weeks ago, now it's sunny and 80 degrees. Much better, Maryland, MUCH better

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Set up date #2 with older man for tomorrow night eep!

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Granny is learning how to text. Aka the best day of my life.

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Ok Carrie recovered nicely. Like a pro. And gave Heidi Klum a high five!

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Oh lord, this is the episode where Carrie falls on the runway. I can't watch

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What would Ryan Lochte do? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

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"My vagina is depressed!" - Charlotte York -- typical Charlotte #satc

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@emilyrose_tcb me too!!

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@girlabroadprobs me neither. I turned it off early. Just couldn't handle it

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I don't know what to think of this SNL episode- is anyone else watching it? What are your thoughts on it?

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Okay, Melissa McCarthy, I love you, you're great, but your intro monologue on SNL was disappointing.

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And yes, I just RTed @emilyrose_tcb 's tweet about me. If I'm conceited, WHATEVA. But I love you em for being such a supportive friend!

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@emilyrose_tcb LOVE YOU

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Happy 2 year anniversary to me.......