drunk betch

quotes/thoughts/texts from a very drunk betch and her friends

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

sooooooooo over boys. #forthe1000000time

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

@BSUManWhore wanna fuck?

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS THEIR DOG TO A PARTY?

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

#YoureADrunkBetchWhen when you wake up in your own bed and are really proud to have made it home somehow

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

#YoureADrunkBetchWhen a bartender friend requests you on Facebook

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

fuck up. date down.

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

is it 5 o'clock yet? not like it really matters

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

is it a problem that I have to sniff all my half full water bottles to see if it's water or alcohol?

[Marcos Crypto @MarcosBTCreal]

❒ In A Relationship ❒ Single ✔ Drunk #CTL

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

Is it bad to already have the next two weekends planned? #sorryforpartying #itsonlytuesday?

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

it's been 24 hour since my last drink....something MUST be wrong

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

having withdrawals from my bests.

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

happy to only be saying "happy father's day" to my daddy this year.

[Spoiled Little Brat @spoiledbratprbz]

Oh hi random people I followed while drunk.

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

If you ain't chokin you ain't smokin

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

My purse still smells like weed...I'll spray some chanel in there

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

I feel like I've never driven your car sober before

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

"let's get drunk and text boys"

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

It's actually not that funny but I'm going to laugh because you're funny and I WANNA BANG YOU

[drunk betch @drunk_betch]

I don't have any fucking responsibilities and it's great