drink.drank.drunk

Still looking for my long lost beer pong partner .

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

if I send you an ugly snapchat, we're clearly close friends 😏

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

and another work week is about to begin 😲

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

I don't understand how some chicks get boyfriends but I can't ? #HELLO?

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

#YouGainPointsIf you fuck like a pornstar

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

RULE # 1 ; never be # 2 .

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

I'm really not hard to please: respect, wrestling, cuddles, laughs and sex. #go #wheresmyman?

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

Someone liven up this damn day a little.

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

The summer body is almost ready to come out 👙

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

I don't hate a lot of people but just seeing your name makes me want to stab people in the eyes with forks

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

Just a woman with the morals of a man

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

Your worst battle is between what you know and what you feel.

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

Duck, duck, grey goose .

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

i just wanted you to fuck me but then i got greedy, i wanted you to love me

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

I've got my ticket for the long way round. Two bottle whiskey for the way. And I sure would like some sweet company 🍻

[cat @CatbennCat]

Squats are like sex. It doesn't count unless you go deep. 😉

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

Hide your crazy and start acting like a lady

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

Happy is pretty

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

Girls have periods, cramps, babies, and everything else. The least a guy could do is text her first and play with their hair...

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

There's a fine line between wearing makeup & looking like crayola gang banged your face.

[drink.drank.drunk @drunk_biitch]

Let the past make you better, not bitter.