The Drunk Calf

[The Drunk Calf @drunk_calf]

If you didn't bleed you wouldn't need a tampon #randomthoughts

[The Drunk Calf @drunk_calf]

I'm twiting

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I wanna go home.

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@ILiveForSoftbal #highandtight

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@LMcCrea10 yuuuuuuuuuup

[The Drunk Calf @drunk_calf]

That's what they do find a guy named Austin and get married

[The Drunk Calf @drunk_calf]

@LMcCrea10 I'd slap that bitch in the face with it

[The Drunk Calf @drunk_calf]

Is that a shrine to the guy who beat the shit out of south vermillion?

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I'm on the Internet #accent