drunk stepdad

my wife's tits suck

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taped a bull dog to a one legged hookers nub. who on dancing with the stars 2 knight?

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My chest is not the monalisa so quit lookin unless your gunna start tipping. I hate teacher parent confrensez

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DVDS ARE JUST A FAD THEY WILL NOT LAST FYI

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Online poker shure can fuck up Christmas 4 ur kids.

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I bet yall didnt no I am a Shepard and keep watch ovr ox and buffialo haha nope Im pulling ur legs. Im just me that likes paint

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puting marbles in my butt because it's Tuesday and on tuesday I put marbles in my butt

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Got run over today n all I cood think about was SHIT whos voice was lightning mcqueens on that Cars movie

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Cars work alot bettr when u aren't getting run over by them on the hi way

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Had a bonur n was tryin to make it go away so I thot about steak fingers and that made things alot worse

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monkey bars r hard I just like the slides

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national treasure my ass that movi was

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damn Steven this storag unit kicks so much ass I bet u slay so much booty in here. can I barow a towel?

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gettin drinks with Judge mathis

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These sales at Hobby Lobby are giving me a Hobby THROBBY

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Watching Breast feeding tutorials on u tube

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Rollin at da clubbbb literally tho. I rolling under all the stalls sneezing on peeples ankles

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Doez anyone want my hands?

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Wow thos meatball sub commercials remind me of meatball subs. I lov thinking

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Hahahaha wachin 2 and a half men! It like joke after jok! Nvm Im just super hammered at this park

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love when my new girl frend lays on me wile I lay on my water bed it's like a two water beds and I am the sand wich meat