Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)

Captain of the Cali-class Federation starship USS San Dimas | pro choice | anti maga | he/him | Black Lives Matter | @[email protected] | don’t DM

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@Turbo81 I picked up a prescription at the grocery store once for one of my dogs and was cautioned that he shouldn’t drive while taking it

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@Whatevah_Amy Cool that’s what my ex calls me. I guess she knows I like ice cream.

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@JezziiB A bust-out, his Mob buddies call it

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@CatholicClod He plays the main character, JSOC commander General James Hospital

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@RepJackKimble Have they asked to interview you yet?

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@3YearLetterman

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@nyaraVT “Islamic Republic of Lamp”

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@3YearLetterman It’s HIPPAlomatic immunity

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@BradWCAttorney She will need eye protection

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@TexasTribune @MikeOandY Republicans don’t have laws anymore

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@ScottJenningsKY @betsy_klein Please release the recording

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@BadMedicalTakes I have a vaccine injury that mimics defaulting on my boat loan

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@HQNewsNow America’s number one priority isn’t the war we’re losing or healthcare, it’s this guy’s interior decorating decisions for the ballroom he isn’t building

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@aakashgupta Surprised DOGE didn’t sell the land and switch to 1/4” OSB

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@octopuscaveman America in 2026

A old, mad, blond, despised and dying king…

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@MuseZack Home…is where…you hang your hat

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

When learning the English language, remember this simple rule: I before E except after C, unless your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

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This is wonderful

[鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵 @harukaawake]

🇯🇵🇺🇸 Happy Independence Day to our friends in the United States!

This song is very popular here in Japan and many artists often cover it. I particularly love this one.

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@HeerJeet Hard to prove without cutting him in half to count the rings

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@ZachWLambert She also said, “Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me.”

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@DrewPavlou When I lived in Texas, we called guys like you goat ropers and said you were all hat, no cattle. Of course, at least those guys were actually in Texas.