Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)

Captain of the Cali-class Federation starship USS San Dimas | pro choice | anti maga | he/him | Black Lives Matter | @[email protected] | don’t DM

[Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding]

@Turbo81 I picked up a prescription at the grocery store once for one of my dogs and was cautioned that he shouldn’t drive while taking it

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@HardPass4 Brb suing Fielder because you can’t, in fact, see everything

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@WhiteHouse Assuming it was a flightless bird

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@C_S_Skeptic BREAKING: Elon Musk dead after Optimus handjob experiment goes awry

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@SecRubio “Discreet,” you imbecile

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@atrupar And that will go as well as the war with Iran is

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@gingeralesauce Spectacles testicles wallet und watch

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@SundaeDivine He probably bet against himself in the election markets

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@VaxxersAnti One time on Emergency the boys taught an elderly alcoholic woman how to smash up her bottles in a paper sack with a hammer so they weren’t so obvious in her garbage.

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@MattBarrie Flying a 737 is hard, let me relax how I choose

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@esjesjesj CYBERTRUCK starring The Rock

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@davegreenidge57 President Liberace

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@arcticinstincts @NSACyber @zhil_arf Buddy we have been posting your greatest hits on the NSA devops Slack for years

[Grimreaper977 @Grumples_plox]

@boneGPT My boss asked me why I brought a gun to work.
I looked him dead in the eye and said, "Decepticons."
He laughed. I laughed.
The printer laughed.
I shot the printer. It was a good time.

[Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding]

@AtlantaFalcons “Und zen ve strike at der soft underbelly of Tampa!”

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@WeaponScientist @Gears2115 DOD: Department of Dunning-Kruger

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@roywoodjr Reacher doesn’t carry a phone so that’s a bad choice

[ultramarathon thanker🇵🇸 @christweetsllc]

My new favorite boomer AI Looney Tunes slop just dropped and it is magnificent

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@christweetsllc If you don’t like this you’re antiyosemitic

[Daniel Steinmetz-Jenkins @daniel_dsj2110]

Francis Fukuyama: "The lack of a strong national musical tradition contributes to the weakness of American national identity."

[Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding]

@daniel_dsj2110 Thank you for highlighting how dumb he is