the drunk and the legless

the official tweet of everyone's favourite drunk and the legless....... the drunk and the legless!

[the drunk and the legless @drunkandlegless]

@mjrowland68 @CathMurphySport For some reason I have the Primus song 'Southbound Pachyderm' in my head.

[the drunk and the legless @drunkandlegless]

@Liz_Cheney Hey America,

Congrats on living up to the stereotype that Americans are stupid. You fucken fucked up fuckwits!

[the drunk and the legless @drunkandlegless]

@ArtCandee @MikeSington None of his mind was ever left, always right

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@SuperAndrew418

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I swear it's doing the Beans Theme between the 5sec-7secs

@beansaladpod @ncntxt3bnsalad

https://t.co/AOzPQlEHkg

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This starling is a little voice recorder and sometimes makes electronic noises

[the drunk and the legless @drunkandlegless]

@kabigwa_78 @Antt1x But do forget all the times you don't

[the drunk and the legless @drunkandlegless]

@shit_rock Make sure you pick up some Schneider's falco

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@beansaladpod @ncntxt3bnsalad
My thoughts go out to anyone else finding the current Bean Fasting particularly difficult.

[Perk Compass @PerkCompass]

👑 Recall the dramatic assassination of Julius Caesar with the Julius Caesar Desk Pen Holder, embodying the noble ruler's tragic fate.
Buy here 👉 https://t.co/TympE8Mxqg

[the drunk and the legless @drunkandlegless]

@shit_rock Hey @shit_rock , looking forward to tonight! Hey a couple of fuckwit mates with me thought they bought tix yonks ago, but it turns out they didn't 🤦 . Will there be any tix on the door for a couple of muppets like them?

[the drunk and the legless @drunkandlegless]

@obviousplant_ 🦀🎷
@beansaladpod @ncntxt3bnsalad

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@nonstoptom In that case, please accept my heartfelt abuse @nonstoptom
May this post travel further via my legians of followers

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@meladoodle Bananapod / Bananaphones

There's literally nothing else like it!

[the drunk and the legless @drunkandlegless]

Well it's definitely original!
@meladoodle @rayolearycomedy

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@TerribleMaps https://t.co/DQHIBDxLvO is having a bad day.

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@Kagsy25 the drunk and the legless

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@HumansNoContext Labyrinth
Spaceballs
Back to the future trilogy

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@PicturesFoIder Happy feet

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@shit_rock Any songs without spaces between the words on this album?

The bonus of doing it to this one means you'll end up with "tit" at the end:

theboywhofelldownamountainanddidn'twriteasongaboutit

[the drunk and the legless @drunkandlegless]

@HumansNoContext @shit_rock Jaws? jaws 2? More Jaws?