Drunk at SXSW

THERE'S A STARTUP IN MY PANTS. And this is a parody.

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My underwear smells like Shiner.

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Poop.

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Where did everybody go?

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Just got fun fondled in the @rviplounge! It’s funding the startup in my pants!

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More like South by South Worst amirite?

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.

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Poopin’

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Let’s all take our pants off in 3… 2…

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*belch*

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@rviplounge SEEEERIOUSLY

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hey @rviplounge WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU?!

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Guys you gotta check out this strip club sponsored by McDonalds. Baller move to call it “I’m Lovin It“. Brandtastic. 6th & Brazos.

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OMGSANGRIA dot tumblr dot hahahahohfuck

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At the Mohawk. Rubbing out butts in the velvet paintings.

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So much "resting social media manager face" this afternoon. #sxsw15

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I'm glad we're taking a break from the conference tonight. Thought leading is hard work. #sxsw

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@mjchaney DOING IT RIGHT.

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Thumbing through the Steel Panther track list on the @rviplounge. #SXSW

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hashtag ironic Shingy photos

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What I remember from last night: Comcast was feeding me tequila, fondling my cable, while AT&T was trying to make me accept its package.