Drunk College Bitch

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

Girls who cry about people thinking their sluts.. Pretty sure no one forced you to fuck those 30 guys......... #shutup

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

Have you ever had that sex where they're like "oh I'm done" and you're like we started ?????? #smalldickprobs

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

Everytime you get mad you just need to get high ... Really really really high

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

I got high fived the morning after waking up in some guys bed topless #sluttyconfessions

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

Thank god for lace underwear that you can hike up over your love handles when you wear a skirt to the bar #collegegirltips

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

"I don't just want good sex" "you want commitment?" "No i want great sex"
#collegegirlsolutions #whattolookforinaguy

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

The awkward "you're on the pill right?" the next day, you didn't care last night when you were fucking me #collegegirlprobs

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

I'm trying to class up, so I decided I'll only sleep with somebody one night out of the weekend instead of both #collegegirlprobs

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

To aviod having sex with your stocker simply put some other guy in your bed #sluttyprobs

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

Casually taking 5 shots during my shift #nobiggieright #tequila #itsfriday

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

When u youtube how to roll a joint vuz no boy is here to do it for u #singleprobs

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

How do I go about having sex with the guy who lives underneath me? #fuckme #please

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

And the weekend is back #drunktime

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

All I remember is I didn't choke on his dick... So it can't be very big #smalldickprobs

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

Woke up and asked him if we fucked last night #oops #dontremember #wasigood?

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

Getting your period has to be the most bitter sweet thing in the world #yaynobabies #weekofhell

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

You really need to learn how to take a hint #fuckyoubitch #stoptrying #hedoesntlikeyou

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

"There's a green olive on the table and our living room stinks like weed" #classy

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

Finally going to be 19!! Now I can do everything I already do on a regular basis but for once it'll be legal #drink #party #bars 🍻🎉

[Drunk College Bitch @drunkbitchxox]

Nothing says Id do absolutely anything to not get pregnant than remembering to take your birth control when your drunk #dedication