drunkcyclist

Tweet is as tweet does. You think it's easy being an idiot in 140 characters or less? We just make it look easy.

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

New post: Drunkcyclist Day 2023 https://t.co/8L7qsqnUwf

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

@SpunBicycles Not yet, but we will keep your skill set as a secret weapon

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

They are still at it, trying to cancel us. Maybe they just have a crush on us?

[Chris Reichel @dirtybiker]

If you bitch about me and what I do and still continue watch everything I do and say…that makes you a fan
#recreationaloutrage #eatabagofdicks

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

Some puritanical narcissists in bicycle industrial complex keep trying to cancel us. It’s funny that they think their opinion matters to us.

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

@mattgaetz @laurenboebert How much did she #Venmo you to post this ?

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@TuckerCarlson I like how ol’ pappy Elon thought this drivel was going to save Twitter from going down the shitter. Lol

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

@laurenboebert You couldn’t even name a founding father.

[Chris Reichel @dirtybiker]

To be honest, I had no idea Vegas had a hockey team, and I had no idea the Nuggets were more than just a joke at the bar.#Sportsball

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

@laurenboebert I don’t know. Maybe she knows like math and stuff?

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

@lancearmstrong @Vaughters Didn’t even know that little sh!t bag was still relevant. Vaughters who?

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

@BannonSteveNews How much did Trump pay you to let his balls bounce off your chin again?

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

New post: Don’t be a Richard https://t.co/rZy6D7VRd3

[Phil Liggett @PhilLiggett]

WOW!!!!!

[How The Race Was Won® @Cyclocosm]

nobody:
literally not anybody:
bike industry: let's add another cassette cog

[Chris Reichel @dirtybiker]

Tequila is my safe word.

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

From the archives…

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

Anyone else think Lance and Oprah are sitting on a beach in Cabo streaming this shit? Playing this game? I do.. #doprah http://t.co/oSvWsWjG

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

That’s a good question…

[Chris Reichel @dirtybiker]

If you were gonna watch the #TourofFlanders would you do it on the Koppenburg or the Muur?
#springclassics

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

@thats_my_line @tomrey_au @BicyclingMag There is a lot of sadness being self medicated in the world right now. ✊

[drunkcyclist @drunkcyclist]

@thats_my_line @tomrey_au @BicyclingMag Not coming at you. I feel the entire country has a drinking problem right now. To single out cyclists makes it feel a little weird and elite. Putting us to higher standards than our neighbors. The piece was well timed, written, and researched IMO.

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@thats_my_line @tomrey_au @BicyclingMag When this publishes around the same time, it seems a little click bait-y. I look forward to the hiking, bowling, golf and underwater basket weaving versions https://t.co/KP95aWnB8F