Drunk Deb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

Stop talking about how you're going to die alone. statistically you'll at least get married and divorced first #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

It's a sprint, not a marathon. #drunkdeb #boltpose

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

It's deb season bitches... #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

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[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

Some things are better left unsaid, but I'm probably going to get drunk and say them anyway #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

Making friendship bracelets for my vodka bottles #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

What's convenient isn't always what's best, and if it was I'd be throwing on a moo moo and eating out of a can #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

I just don't understand... why should happy be limited to an hour #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

If you play nickleback backwards you hear messages from the devil. Even worse if you play it forwards you hear nickleback #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

The best way to study is to sit outside and sip margaritas..when the words the words on the page double, you know you're done #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

When I die, I want to be buried upside down. So that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass. #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

I may complain about a friend request from a creepy old man, but secretly I'm flattered and check out his prof before declining #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is to drink heavily while your extended family is near #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

My family is finally realizing that all I've learned in college is how to binge drink and eat every thing in sight #proudparents #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

You know the night was great when the morning after is miserable #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

If brittany spears can find a husband after shaving her head, without a doubt someone will marry me #itsbritneybitch #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

I dont get dizzy from drinking, it just helps me realize how fast the earth rotates #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

All I want for Christmas is an eating disorder #drunkdeb

[Drunk Deb @drunkdebutante]

Study tip: give up and go to the nearest liquor store, your brain will thank you later #drunkdeb