Drunk Devon Tower

Go home Chesapeake, you're short.

[Drunk Devon Tower @drunkdevontower]

Where'd that fuckin' boat show go?

[Drunk Devon Tower @drunkdevontower]

I'm the Charles Bukowski of sky scrapers.

[Drunk Devon Tower @drunkdevontower]

Don't worry. Getting laid off just means more time to drink beer.

[Drunk Devon Tower @drunkdevontower]

Fuck you, clouds. Can't see a damn thing. I had shit to do today.

[Drunk Devon Tower @drunkdevontower]

Is it 5:00 yet? Who cares. I'm the tallest fuckin' building in the world. Let's party.

[Drunk Devon Tower @drunkdevontower]

Thunder the fuck up.

[Drunk Devon Tower @drunkdevontower]

You dudes look real dumb with your ice skating down there. What do you think this is, Canada? Hell no. This is America. We're fuckin free.

[Drunk Devon Tower @drunkdevontower]

Ya'll got one of them 13th floors? I hear that shit is spooky.

[Drunk Devon Tower @drunkdevontower]

Just up here, fuckin' the sky.