Ryan Cox

Tale Teller

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The North Carolina Tarheels are hero’s.

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@WSJ Where’s the Knicks? Reprint it with the hometown guys you cheap SOBs

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If the NBA Finals goes to a game 7, Mamdani might have to declare a citywide holiday. #Knicks

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@sharp_analysis Drink much?

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@JosephKBennett @JoyceCarolOates Ahh the Brazilian expert on US politics speaks up

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@sportingnews @clarencehilljr @AlexSlitzPhoto It’s called perspective.

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@Rothmus @elonmusk MEME no source
Bullshit

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Dwayne Wade statue got me…

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

my boy abdul from the taliban

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Derrick Henry

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Immediately after earthquake, I jump on a train that takes me under three islands and across multiple bodies of water to catch opening day at Yankee Stadium.
Fuggedaboutit #nycearthquake

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@AdamSchefter @MikeReiss

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@rodger Both linemen reported. It’s a foul. Didn’t matter which one caught the ball it was illegal touching after that.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Come on.
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8. At least one completely ridiculous roughing the passer call on Brady
9. At least one inexplicable interception by Dak
10. America’s Team vs The Goat ad nauseam

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10 Things You Will See or Hear During the #Cowboys vs #Buccaneers

1. Dak running off the field looking like someone just spoke to him in Japanese.
2. Mike McCarthy looking like he’s got acid reflux from his chimichanga
3. Todd Boles motionless
Thread…

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4. Tom Brady blue steeling into an iPad
5. Jerry Jones drinking Johnny Walker Blue
6. Joe Buck reminding you that Brady can tie the Cowboys for playoff wins with a victory
7. Troy Aikman bringing up Jimmie Johnson

[Big Nasty ☭ @keepaustinnasty]

If the vaccines were dangerous, they would have given them to the poor FIRST. They would have flooded the global south with “experimental vaccines.” Instead, the bourgeoisie took them immediately, and locked the IP.

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#Bills are #Chargering