Aspertame 🇺🇸🍍💉♿

Watching true crime and staying sober. Shitposting on here when bored.

[Aspertame 🇺🇸🍍💉♿ @drunkenRTing]

Update your vaccines, get long-term birth control methods & plans in place, get fully body scans & blood work done, uninstall period apps, & build up a community around urself for the next 4yrs. Hunker down, protect each other, love one another, and fight the hits that are coming

[Eleanor Steinhagen @ElleSteinhagen]

36-year-old can't breathe, rushed to ER. Lungs full of blood clots. Doc asks how many times he's had covid. Doesn't know, hasn't been testing. Doc guesses 3-4. Prescribes blood thinners for the rest of his life. 1/2

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

What's going on here?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Never confuse kindness for weakness 😳

[capitalism-chan @spaceghost]

I was a stripper from age 19 until now at age 36.

The average man does see sex workers. All of them. I have met men of every race, class, profession, religion and combination of those things.

There isn’t a single type of man I haven’t danced for.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Why does MAGA seem more miserable even after Trump won?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Princess Diana seemed sad when Michael Jackson removed dirty Diana song from his concert, 1988

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

WARNING: GRAPHIC ⚠️ A doctor in Arkansas had his medical license suspended after he was caught on video walking around his practice fully naked in front of 3 women who were working, and even ejaculating onto one of them

[Callisto Roll @callistoroll]

“I love dating a Japanese girl because they are traditional and I love that”

*2 years later*

“wtf why does my Japanese wife expect me to be the breadwinner and give her all the money to budget herself???????”

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Elon Musk is the dumbest man alive

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Trump’s incoming administration isn’t just mostly white and mostly male.

It’s also mostly rapist.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

brutal😭

[Jimmy P (Gilbert AZ)🇺🇸☮️🦋 @gilbertjimp]

I know Lisa I know.

[gabs 💭 @gabithelibra]

the gag is if you can afford to go on a four year cruise, you probably aren't in the bracket of people directly affected by his reelection

[Julie Fredrickson @AlmostMedia]

@CatOrman1 Just get a low dose retinol. I didn’t get Botox till 40 and I still only need like 15-17 units when the average is 75-100

[James Throt MBBS, MD, PhD, FRCPath @JamesThrot]

If you’re not noticing the (obvious) cognitive impairment in practically everyone around you, it may be due to your own cognitive decline.

Or denial is rearing its ugly head once again.

Perhaps it’s easier for me considering my background, but honestly, it’s so bloody palpable.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

They want to stop vaccinations because they say they cause autism (they don’t), but they also want to dismantle the Department of Education, which is responsible for funding public school services for… children with autism.

Make it make sense.

[Brandon Willard @WillardFam6]

Right here is where Mike said, “Whoops, I gotta stop or I won’t get paid.”
#rigged #paultyson

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Election security experts have officially asked Biden to do an Election Recount on Trump's victory

They are citing potential breaches in voting machines.