drunkendonna

Ex-Londoner, now Seaside-Dweller. Alcohol enthusiast. Lifelong Chelsea fan. Bowie devotee. Live Gig, Theatre & Comedy goer. Occasional mentalist. Queer. She/Her

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Nolite te Bastardes Carborundorum

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@RoyalMail How can I get help from Royal Mail? I’ve spoken to people on the phone the last two days but no action has been taken despite them saying it would, now today it’s a 50minute wait to speak to someone which is unacceptable. My Tracked 24 item hasn’t moved since Sunday!

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New season. New manager. New players. Same shit. @ChelseaFC

[Del Jenkinson @Welliebooties]

@Kent_Online I am disgusted and utterly insulted at your poor excuse of an “article” how dare you post this news within the 24 hours of his passing. 
The family did not want anything online or in the news until we had time to process this loss and inform whom we needed to ourselves.

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@Kenshi_O_o Go fuck yoursellf

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Sky sports are fucking cunts.
The City celebrations are already on a channel, why cut from the Chelsea game to that instead of the guard of honour that one or the best players the grace the pitch gets his guard of honour.

[Doc Atherton Official @realdocatherton]

Lovely evening at @brightdome in aid of @Sarcoma_UK to see @adamhillscomedy @suziruffell @AngelaBarnes @jpattersoncomic @TheRealJackDee & Romesh Ranganathan for a bloody amazing night of comedy with my lovely @drunkendonna
So funny and well worth it! #thankyou

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@Leedo_bluemoon I wish

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Anyone wanna meet a half pissed 40 year old child drink lots this evening in the depths of Saaarh London (Croydon)?
If so, hit me up!!

Slipping into DMs is still a thing right?

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@TheJerryEwing Ahh Sir, I’d always buy drinks if saw you, sober or not, it’s always fun 😉

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The fact I’ve even posted on twitter for the first time in about 6 months, I believe shows that I might be drunk! But drunk friends by drinks 😉

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@UberChelseaFC_ Oooh Thiago Silva!
RJ as as vice captain.

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@UberChelseaFC_ Super Frank

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@RoyalMailHelp Two DMs sent now and no reply. My 24 hour tracked delivery showed it was to be delivered Tuesday but never came. Then Wednesday but never came. Tracking is still showing it is out for delivery yesterday and no updates since - where is it?!!

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@RoyalMailHelp Hi, my tracked 24 item is still showing as being ready for delivery yesterday! There is no update on the tracking and I don’t have the item. Can you advise where it might be?

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Genuine question: If you repeatedly failed at your job, week after week. If you made the company you worked for worse. If you were an embarrassment, to them, would you leave? Or would you just ride out the pay check til they sacked you? If you’re the second person, you’re Potter

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I stand by all I said. Joao Felix plays sexy football and Potter is a useless cunt. Imagine having an actual, proper premier league manager in charge of this Chelsea team. They’d have ruined Everton. Even a Sean Dyche Chelsea would have ruined them, you know it’s true

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@TheJerryEwing I fear they are so blind (and deaf to the truth) that they wouldn’t think it was aimed at them.
I honestly don’t know what it would take.
I blame the UK government: sanction Roman for his links to Russia but the Prime Minister’s wife is fine. CUNTS, CUNTS ALL AROUND US

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Sometimes I watch Pulisickie play and think he’s barely good enough for the Championship and wonder what that Pratt Potter sees in him. Then I remember, he’s a manager barely good enough for the Championship and it all makes sense.

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@TheJerryEwing I wanted to lose against Spuds and Leeds (as much as it hurts to say) it was only the Dortmund game I was happy to win. But it was after the win to be fair. Before would have happily lost. I’m starting to think, the only way to get him out of the club is a hitman. And I’m tempted

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@TheJerryEwing I don’t think I’ve wanted anyone gone as much. Not even Benetiz actually. I hate Poyter with every ounce of my being and I want him so far out of this club he couldn’t even see it with a NASA telescope. He is beyond shit. A word doesn’t exist for how shit he is.

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@TheJerryEwing I agree with every word you are saying (fuck, it only took one useless prick to do it 😂)
I was actually sad we won against Leeds as I had hoped they’d see sense. Yes I was fucking delighted to win against Dortmund (I’d be a dick if I didn’t!) but that was the team and not him.