clm, esq.

overeducated and lazy feminist in the throes of a midlife career change; takes refuge in literature, cocktails and reddit

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

@MaddyMorphosis I never realized how iconic Naysha's beat is. I instantly knew. Ms. Morphosis, you are a genius.

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

My goth-adjacent daughter told me this is how I should request cocktails in the future.

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

this is how I ask my goth nephew to make me a cocktail

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

The threatening hammock spin has completely sent me into orbit 😭😭😭

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

@adamm0rgan Sasquatch Sunset is absolutely original and bizarre and my BFF and I were completely absorbed.

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

I've played #MyTimeatSandrock for over 1,400 hours because it's the best game in years. It's witty, gorgeous, relaxing, and a very special place.

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

@SophieRunning Loved Search by Michelle Huneven -https://t.co/RAHqLJRuoZ

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

@sternbergh The Most Secret Memory of Men by Sarr. He deserves the Nobel Prize in literature. https://t.co/wqi1L6DLr1

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

showmanship at its finest:

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The best magic trick ever

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

When it was Valentine's day, I didn't realize Unsuur was here @SandCivilCorps so I just posted these on Reddit. Happy belated Valentine's day, Unsuur!

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

this was me when I went in for heart surgery

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

@blgtylr Hardy is a god. Don't forget the poetry as well as the novels, people: Neutral Tones is one of my all time favorite poems. https://t.co/eq6imDr8Nr

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

Prison abolitionism leaving my body upon seeing a picture of Sam Bankman-Fried in the clink.

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

I wrote a short story where a vegetarian orders takeout from Outback and gets a bloomin' onion. (Her ILs asked for steaks and hate chain restaurants, so she passive aggressively ordered Outback).

[Carol Ann Hilton ❤️⚾️ @dcmarketeer]

Went to Outback for dinner tonight, and the couple at the table ordered a blooming onion, two salads, and two baked sweet potatoes. Vegetarians in a steakhouse?

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Instead of an election let’s just see who can draw a clock better

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

@CatsOfYore you've brought a lot of joy to another disabled, catloving woman during the pandemic. I'm so sorry you've gotten hate. love from my rescue cats & me

[Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt]

"How often do you think about the Roman empire" they asked.
Flufficus refused to answer.

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

Perfect shirt; I really need one.

[clm, esq. @drunkenhw]

This is a truly great book. Read it.

[Zeke Faux @ZekeFaux]

who wants a NUMBER GO UP signed bookplate?

repost, DM me your address, and i'll send you one