DrunkenlySober

Tales of a sober alcoholic, a medicated depression victim turned humorist, reality TV trash talk and more...

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

@WixHelp Why is my Google mailbox not working? I am not receiving any emails. This is very frustrating!

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

@Wix The trouble continues - still no call back and now having trouble with my purchases that should have previously been refunded! Grr...

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

@Wix @WixCommunity @WixHelp On the phone with Chase now refuting the charge... @Wix

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

Steer clear of using Wix as your website platform!! They do NOT have a customer service phone and getting into touch with them is next to impossible! 😡 @Wix @WixCommunity

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

Do you think Kim Jong will get a rose? #TheBachelorette @TheBachelorTV @TheBachelor @thebachelorabc

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

Professionality = not a word
#malemodels #zoolander #TheBachelorette @TheBachelorTV @BachelorLiveET

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

4,000 tweets = 10.9 daily Tinder swipes... #TheBachelorette @BachelorABC @BachelorLiveET

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

Talkspace x Michael Phelps: How Therapy Helped Save His Life https://t.co/5A12TdWnCA via @YouTube the need for therapy comes in all shapes and forms...mental health is an important part to your overall health #mentalhealth #HealthyLiving

[Southern Charm @SC_fans_]

We hit over 30k🎉 Thank you all for tuning in every week. Without you guys there would be no show. We love you❤️

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

I get it... it's been winter for 9 months in #Chicago but that does NOT mean wearing this shit and running down #StateStreet & #MichiganAvenue during #rushhour is okay unless you're running into oncoming traffic...@betchesluvthis @ThrillistCHI @OMGFacts

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

#SouthernCharm Quote of the Night: "Are we like training how to put a condom on using bananas?" @ChelseaMeissner "I should take that class..." @KathrynDennis

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

It's the best night of the week! #SouthernCharm with the bestie and pretending our girl @Pataltschul was here in #Chicago with us <3 #TeamPatricia

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

This selfie has attorney written all over it... you can't deny this stunner, @naomie_olindo! Would love @ShepRose to add a caption to this @Kodak moment! @Pataltschul @WSUDLERSMITH @Thomasravenel @KathrynDennis @cameraneubanks #SouthernCharm #Bravo @Andy

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

Drunk Tourist Accidentally Climbs Mountain Instead of Going Back to Hotel... This asshole totally one-upped my weekend...

https://t.co/MWfrvhZ6nW

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

#PSA please listen to @betchesluvthis (podcast episode 82) and do not use the pullout method for birth control. @Thomasravenel (aka #theimpregnator) is proof of this...

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

@ambassadorbcc @cameraneubanks @Pataltschul @WSUDLERSMITH @ShepRose I’ve never seen such a handsome tracksuit wearing midwife-in-training ❤️ @WSUDLERSMIFF

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

#SouthernCharm quote of the night: “I️ would pick my baby off a tree and not have to have her emerge from my body” - @cameraneubanks talking about the birth of her baby. @Pataltschul @WSUDLERSMITH @ShepRose

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

@Tzenaki81 @ShepRose @cameraneubanks @Pataltschul @WSUDLERSMITH Elon Musk is likely already hot on the trail - thanks girlfriend, @cameraneubanks - always keepin is real!

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

Ashley, you can’t use the calendar method when you’re dating @Thomasravenel! HE CALLS HIMSELF THE #IMPREGNATOR. #SouthernCharm

[DrunkenlySober @drunkenlysobr]

Is @Thomasravenel trying to make us believe that he sleeps in his robe? #SouthernCharm