Portia’s Stylist

and who am I? that’s one secret I’ll never tell.

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

I haven’t tweeted since I got a new phone in April and I think my mental health has suffered without a place for me to type my most random thoughts

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

I’m over here thinking about how delicious drunken noodles are and how I wish I had some and then I remembered I literally had some for dinner last night

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

I find it unreasonably annoying when people use different fonts on Facebook - especially sales/MLM posts, but just in general it’s unnecessary and they’re not even using aesthetic fonts

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

Danielle is the best addition to #rhonj since Dolores I love her

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me recharging for 6 months after going out one saturday night

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

Update: I found a closer @cvspharmacy

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I switched from @cvspharmacy to @Walgreens bc I moved- the pharmacists are nice every time but all 3x I’ve had issues with rx being ready. They told me not to trust the app so I called to renew last Thursday, got a confirmation text and I’m still waiting 15 min bc it’s not ready.

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

I would actually just rather drive the little extra distance and go back to @cvspharmacy because in the end it would save me time knowing my prescription is actually going to be ready

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

I have not a single regret spending my Sunday watching the princess diaries

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

i just cried watching ice princess

[Marcus Newton @figgy2012]

Thinking about my performance review where my boss told me she’s never met someone who is such a hot mess but also so put together at the same time and now I feel like I finally understand what the hit song “Defying Gravity” from the mega musical “Wicked” is about.

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

@adamp_murray 😏

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

Organizing homes brings me so much joy I want to organize your house

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

Last year I slept in summer pajamas with my ceiling fan on all year long and this year I’m in fuzzy pajamas and my robe

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

as an overthinker i need things made clear to me.

[Portia’s Stylist @drunkenoodle92]

That 90s show is great

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Meg and I kept a Covid diary and this is the last entry:
“12/10/2020 Meghan was exposed at work so she is quarantined but she has a cough, stuffy nose, a little achy and possible loss of taste.” Our readers someday are going to think we died @protozoa2049