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Follow this account to hear some of the most genuine and dumb shit you've ever heard college students utter! #drunkfuckheads

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"Its not a real hotbox unless someone takes it up the bum"

- L #happy420 #tru #hotbox #drunkfuckheads #marijuana

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"We're getting peen fucked right now"

- L #CoupeStanley #bleublancetrouge #GoHabsGo #beeroclock #drunkfuckheads

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"You just lean in and let your cock go"

- L #beeroclock #sunsoutbeersout #lennvegas

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" we gotta Fling flong some wingbats"

- S #drunkfuckheads #BlueJays #expo #BaseBall

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"You live till you die"

- V #marijuana #cdnpoli #2018 #inspiration #neverstop #smart

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@bozowasher @Beer0Cl0ck who doesn't eh bud! #brewsbeforepuss

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@AxiaEssentials lets collab bud! #drunkfuckheads

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P: "you eat bungholes?"
J: "I ATE ONE"
#drunkfuckheads #bootylikegroceries #myannaconda #beeroclock #fourloko #MoreLife

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"Fuck i love big cats"

- L #beer #beeroclock #brewtifulview #drunkfuckhead #StriveForGreatness

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"I shot at em' twice, pulled my dick out and ran away"

- G #polcanus #trump #drunkfuckheads #nra

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"You mother fucker! That's my last piece of gum and I'm hungry as fuck!"

- JS #drunkfuckheads #beeroclock #bigred

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"I FUCK like an endangered grizzly bear"

- L #drunkfuckheads #NationalPuppyDay

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S:they say that by 2020 there gonna be more plastic than fish in the ocean?
V:cause the fish aren't fucking enough! #worldwaterday

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"Oh you think your short eh? 5 weeks pretty long if you ask me! If your dicks 5 weeks long it's pretty long"

- S #drunkfuckheads

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"You know what I'm capable of when I'm horned? I could fuck a tree stump!"

- P #drunkfuckheads

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"Listen louder!"

- LC #drunkfuckheads

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"We gotta go dickslam some shling shlongs pretty soon"

- W #drunkfuckheads

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"I'm not gonna go dick swinging in a beer box"

- L #drunkfuckheads

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"My penis don't care what someone's mouth taste like"

- L #drunkfuckheads