oddvibes

I know your lane sucks sis but stay in it 😉

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

I told the last mother fucker “don’t let your ego put you in the hospital”

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

I’m not wearing a tutu but I blew a .22💀

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

*Blows .09* I’m sober I should drive

Isn’t that how you got your last DUI? 🤣

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me hiding from the plans i made when i was in a good mood

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

I love spontaneous shit If I ain't got work we can go to mars if you want to

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

I run 5k got beers

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

”I didn’t know Shaylie was a lesbian, and I didn’t know that ✨I✨ was a lesbian, and then they started hooking up and I was like *okay I’m cool, I’m ✨not✨ a lesbian anymore 😊”

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

He takes his “lambo -feeties” over to the TT

[Alen @AlenSeli3]

Salary increases usually come from changing companies, not working harder.

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

“Is she okay”

Oddly enough this is pretty normal behavior

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Unpopular opinion: Not everyone wants to climb the corporate ladder. Some of us just want peace and a paycheck.

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

My phone had been on DND for 3 years

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

I know something Dora the explorer doesn’t know !!!!!

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

“I just want my period and a beer”

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

one day ur boyfriend went out scouting for hoes & he found you

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

On that note:

The love of your life is not the boy you accidentally had a kid to and has 3 DUIs

[oddvibes @drunkfunkymonk]

IM BACK BITCHES.

Thank you X for unlocking me a year later 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼