🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸

Heyo, I'm Ash!
they\them
Rule 34/yiff artist 👀

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@charliekirk11 Cool!! So this definitely includes circumcision and "gender correction" for intersex babies then too, right?..... or are we not okay with preteens on reversible hormone blockers but okay with the only ACTUAL genital mutilation happening to literal babies? 🤡

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

Not sure if anyone else has noticed this yet on the Splatoon Fresh Season 2024 trailer, we are getting another gear adjustment option!! Looks like certain eyewear can be worn on the forehead instead! 😎👍
#splatoon3

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@ScottsTOL as a Minnesotan I'm disappointed that you missed the much prettier duck duck Grey duck design!! 😭 regardless of outcome, it's the one that wins in my heart 💚

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

what... what am I looking at??
@duolingo Explain yourself

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

I was so excited to announce that 🏳️‍🌈pride is BACK in #bigrun only to realize that Steelhead is unfortunately a photob×mbing hom×phobe 😭🤣 #Splatoon3 #splatfest

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@SplatoonNA I thought for a second we were finally having 2v2v2 😭😭 This would have been the PERFECT map to test it out whyYYY

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@ElysianwithYou @SplatoonNA

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@SplatoonNA SO CLOSE TO PERFECT PATCH NOTES WHYYY
At least make it so we can turn things diagonally without needing the glitch 😭 tilted decorations (plushies, books, figures, etc) look SO much better than being stuck purely facing forward/sideways/backwards

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@PaigeChristieUK This response feels SO petty and self-aggrandizing?? If the only "proof" you got was them showing a screenshot of an email allegedly from the "company that vets them"- that shit is 🚩🚩🚩
I'm not buying any of it, literally or figuratively lmao 💀

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@PaigeChristieUK They always gave me a weird feeling, gotta be honest. I have to have seen 20+ creators be sponsored by them now and not ONCE have I seen them mention it's "just a novelty". Every single once has said you "get a 1ft by 1ft plot of land" & "a title you can use on IDs and passports"

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@JakeSucky He literally MADE her pretend to be single?? What kind of fucking take is this???? Jfc Keem never ceases to lower the bar

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@emmasiobhan22 You realize you have the genderqueer flag colors in your display name... right? 😂😂

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@jk_rowling Thanks for inspiring me at a young age so that I can write books with queer representation 💚🥰
It's a pity someone who used to be one of my idols turned out to be and CONTINUES to be a shitbag 🤷‍♂️ but that's how it usually goes

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@raingoats98 @GLAMPlRES I love that you caught one of the rare times I'm wearing a cute outfit instead of grinding chunks on the ugliest, most mismatched gear combos you've ever seen 😂💚

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

Alternatively will it spare me for promoting its existence?..
I hope not 😫 put me out of my misery, AI Daddy

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

Do you think if I draw rule 34 of Roko's Basilisk, itll come take me out first when its invented?
Because 🥵💦💦

[Carbonoid @CarbonoidDraws]

The internet this month be like

[🔞 König 🔞 🥴🍸 @drunkfur]

@GatorsDaily @foxmusk thought of you 😂💚