nicole 🍩

idk man

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

Weird shit my roommates have heard me doing:
•crying a lot
•hailing Satan
•slapping myself bc my tattoo itches

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

The Antichrist: he’s just like us

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

Hot take: I think Johnny Depp was at his absolute hottest when he was like 30. He was cute in his 20s but he looked too much like Justin Bieber

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

This man is 56 what the f u c k

[Irish Depp Fans☘️🇮🇪 #JusticeForJohnnyDepp @IrishDeppfans]

I’m not religious but JESUSSSS CHRIIIST

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

Last night I fell asleep specifically trying to have a nice dream and instead I got a visit from my sleep paralysis demon. Suffice it to say I’m pissed

[Human Mel @melhuman]

Your worthless trinkets do not please the Shrimp King

[ReemDepp - Johnny Depp Fan @ReemDepp]

I love this part ..... #JohnnyDepp 😂 🦇 first interview with David Lettermna, June 18 2003.

[Perfectly Cut Screams @AAAAAGGHHHH]

he slip

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

I bet you uncultured swine don’t know what ziti is

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

I’m half Italian so knowing more pasta names than most people is part of my cultural identity. In fact, it’s my entire cultural identity

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

Taking my parents cat in is still something I want to do but now I’m realizing that when I’m looking for roommates I have to tell them that a small demon will also be living with us and that he’ll tear up the toilet paper if you don’t hide it

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

PRAISE SWEET SATAN !!!

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

@wrmboy Yes

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

*posts a pic of my new tattoo on my Instagram where my mother follows me bc I like to stir the pot*

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

John green makes fun of himself so much on his podcast that I don’t know if even he thinks his books are good anymore

[nicole 🍩 @drunkgiraff]

My Twitter is all cute animals and dank memes now you’re welcome

[Sherwood @SherwoodSou]

This will always be my favorite video on the internet

[🌸🎋 raf babygirlifier🐟 @ShizunThirst]

That video Marilyn Manson posted on insta of himself walking through astroworld fest SENT me.. EVERYONE'S FACES WHEN THEY SEE HIM I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING