DrunkGirlProblems

Life motto: If you don't remember it, it never happened. Cheers

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

My stalking skills are on fucking point after 6 shots of tequila. Yup, you bet I'll 'accidentally' run into your ass. #drunkgirlprobs

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

I'm wasted and still wouldn't vote for #trump. #hilary2016 #hilaryclinton #DNCtrumpsRNC

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

Fuck.. I had sex with my tampon in again. #drunk #0fucks #reckless #girlprobz

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

@foxymamaaaa step yo confidence up gurl!

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

@foxymamaaaa well when you tweet every aspect of your life... Then YES. People are going to be in your business.

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

@foxymamaaaa because no one is born with a naturally perfect body. #duh 😒

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

Woke up in ranch dressing this morning. #ranchet

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

I like my turkey how I like my men.

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

@pipesmalone @ChadwickMak you don't shave your crotch?

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

I just happened to catch ringworm from his bed... Better than herpes right?

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

What are the odds of seeing all three of the guys I contact on a weekly basis at the same place at 3am? #mylifeisajoke

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

Beer-thirty is my favorite time of the day.

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

I have more liquor than blood running through my veins.

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

@TheDoll_19 @snora10 I'm in the same exact situation. #brunch

[Clara Oehlert @TheDoll_19]

I know why I blackout now.... Because nights last too long if I don't. @drunkgrlprblmz

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

Put your limp whiskey dick away there's pizza downstairs.

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

I suppose it's time to wash away this weekend's sins.

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

I say some really weird shit when I'm drinking.

[Clara Oehlert @TheDoll_19]

How many is too many drinks to have before a date? @drunkgrlprblmz #awkwarddate

[DrunkGirlProblems @drunkgrlprblmz]

It was time to call a taxi when I dumped the bowl of popcorn over my head.