Drunk Guy

AWOL of the year

[Drunk Guy @drunkguytakes]

I could watch this all day

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The most beautiful swing 😍

(via @mlb)

[Eddie @EddieBarstool]

The Cubs may just stink

[Drunk Guy @drunkguytakes]

@nickysmokess I didn’t know you had that golf game. Let’s see it

[Drunk Guy @drunkguytakes]

@Blutman27 This is the @GoldenKnights rally mascot we needed!

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

My sealed Twinkie has turned 50 years old

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

TJ Oshie helps settle Pardon my take Argument’s from over the years

[Drunk Guy @drunkguytakes]

@NUCLRGOLF Stop at the 9th beer, anything in double digits will hinder your accuracy

[Puppies 🐶 @Puppieslover]

Me: Stands up

My dog: You son of a bitch I’m in

[Maks Maskalenka @MaksMaskalenka]

Stanley Cup Playoff leaders:

Points:
• Mitch Marner — 21
• Jack Eichel — 18
• Nick Suzuki — 16

Goals:
• Pavel Dorofeyev — 10
• Brett Howden — 10
• Mitch Marner — 7

Assists:
• Jack Eichel — 17
• Mitch Marner — 14
• Lane Hutson — 12

Hits:
• Ivan Barbashev — 79
• Keegan Kolesar — 68
• Cole Smith — 63

The Vegas Golden Knights are an absolute wagon.

[Drunk Guy @drunkguytakes]

#nhlrigged fuck you @NHL

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

The Golden Knights handed the Avs their first loss when leading after two this season 🤯

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

That time Kyle Busch saw one of his fans wearing his hat while driving

RIP to a legend

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Bump the stream for 3rd Period

[Drunk Guy @drunkguytakes]

@TheTylerKasch @JesseGranger_

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

The Milwaukee Brewers were in last place in the NL Central two weeks ago.
The Chicago Cubs were completing their second 10-game winning streak and in 1st.
And today?
The Brewers are sitting in first place after beating the Cubs again, 5-2.
The Cubs have lost 8 of the last 10.

[Drunk Guy @drunkguytakes]

@BarstoolBigCat this message was for you

[Barry Sanders @BarrySanders]

Another #SandersSponsors #Giveaway from @SchwartzSports1

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I am honored to have so many @Lions @DetroitPistons @tigers @DetroitRedWings @UMich @MSU_Athletics and many other MI legends.

Winner will get a signed @Leaf_Cards personal sample from my collection.

See you all on 5/31/2026 at the show, and thanks to all the athletes attending - It means a lot to me and the city.

[KASCH @TheTylerKasch]

🙏 #VegasBorn #ForgedInGold

[SinBin.vegas @SinBinVegas]

VGK have now evened up the score on the penalty kill in the playoffs. 4 goals scored, 4 goals allowed. Insane.

[The Animal Foundation @animalfndlv]

Your best friend is waiting for you!

Thanks to the support of @BISSELLPets, adoption fees are WAIVED for large dogs now through May 13.

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P.S. This is Bueller. His ID# is A1418958.

[Drunk Guy @drunkguytakes]

@CrownCasey these comments are everything you would expect. Enjoy

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Happy Mother's Day Pats Nation 💗💐