drunkle stan

they/them

[Nikki Morgen Comix @ducknuk_comic]

Ishmael: Call me Shemale.
Captain AMAB: I'm not calling you that.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Strongly suggest not going with “the Oklahoma City Bombers”

[Dr. Phog Allen Burner PhD @phogallenku]

PSA TO ANYONE IN AMERICA: IF YOU ARE DRIVING ON I-70 THROUGH KANSAS, DO NOT STOP AT THE SUBWAY IN COLBY. I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE WORST DIARRHEA OF MY LIFE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[alejandro (???) @clowntunes]

let’s open those history books mama

[my wheelhouse @mywheelhouseftw]

Dracula: do you live in this car

Uber driver: no, of course not.

Dracula: *tries to get in, can't, glares at driver*

Uber driver: okay sometimes I sleep-

Dracula: just get out of here

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

They keep saying the things out loud.

[drunkle stan @drunkle_stan]

@AAAAA4A4AAAAA The imperium

[drunkle stan @drunkle_stan]

@washingtonpost So concentration camps

[drunkle stan @drunkle_stan]

@GarrettPetersen I let people merge unless they’re trying to get around me in the bus lane then they deserve timeout for at least a few cars

[Oliver Weilein, Iowa City Councilor @Ollie_XVX]

Hundreds of Iowa City residents out in the -4 windchill to say FUCK ICE and to stand in solidarity with Minneapolis.

[Mike @ProgPro]

The plan? Rob a bank then speak Spanish around ICE, getting a free flight out of the country.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨WATCH: ICE Agents DISARM the man BEFORE they began to shoot him.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Drop Site obtained harrowing footage of the latest killing which appears to be from the perspective of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk

[Andrew Hazzard @ATHazzard]

Just now: ICE agents crashed their own car driving through S. MPLS roundabout. Got picked up by other agents and dropped tear gas on crowd of hecklers as they left.

[drunkle stan @drunkle_stan]

@StopTweetingMia “First time in a bookstore in years” maybe there’s a reason books targeted towards that kinda person aren’t on the big displays lmao

[Status Coup News @StatusCoup]

"We're protesting fascists even when it's cold as hell; they had about 17 police officers show up—not to protect us from the Nazis 30 feet away but to put out our fires," -ICE protester tells our @zdroberts as police put out their fire in -9 degree wind chill. LIVE NOW⬇️

[drunkle stan @drunkle_stan]

@EastEndJoe @singindodo1 Why do they all look like thumbs

[drunkle stan @drunkle_stan]

I’ve had 9 twisted teas and I’m ready to kill some heretics

[drunkle stan @drunkle_stan]

@WEschenbach @IronStache They ring every hour lmfao

[drunkle stan @drunkle_stan]

@moongleamdream A baddie named jacobs ladder