vanessa 🫥

staunch mac and cheese hater

[vanessa 🫥 @drunkmelophile]

Beyoncé literally did opera vocals on a trap beat and y’all tryna convince me that she ain’t goated LMFAOOOOOOO

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[vanessa 🫥 @drunkmelophile]

Someone turn Messi’s feet into hooves NOW

[vanessa 🫥 @drunkmelophile]

Argentina finna win the World Cup again aren’t they

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

you ever take a selfie look at it and realize you believe in eugenics

[Iso3g @1worms]

This kinda like the miseducation of Lauryn hill for my generation

[a #savemyladyjane @onecuentaa]

rue really died without knowing nate was buried alive and bitten by a snake she would’ve loved that shit #Euphoria

[tj @crazytoqether]

we grown as hell now wdym a zendaya character died on screen

[vanessa 🫥 @drunkmelophile]

Whoever made this needs to die like I’m so serious

[vanessa 🫥 @drunkmelophile]

@a1guidance @violetlunarmoth @weallrtarded @cha3ges Both songs are about Dalton

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I know his chipmunk pussy got wet meeting his God

[vanessa 🫥 @drunkmelophile]

Sam Levinson you will begin to cough up blood at 8:26 am on July 12th, 2026

[vanessa 🫥 @drunkmelophile]

Also Nate has become soooooo fucking boring oh my god S1 & 2 Nate was the devil incarnate but he was so fun to hate and was actually a very complex character, S3 Nate is just so devoid of any actual character it’s so hard to watch

[vanessa 🫥 @drunkmelophile]

So where’s the episode of Euphoria that’s gonna secure the Emmy for Zendaya

[vanessa 🫥 @drunkmelophile]

THISISFUCKINGFRYINHME

[general steez @unclestrokeus]

I DONT CARE NIGGA LMAOOOO #INeedAnAbortion

[vanessa 🫥 @drunkmelophile]

What having intrusive thoughts is like

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

The message on Tina Knowles' pregnancy test in 1981:

[vanessa 🫥 @drunkmelophile]

@mehhidk @jiggyjayy2 Elite ball knowledge

[zae @itszaeok]

defending megan thee stallion on the internet is not enough we need policy change. the law should protect her against her enemies idk