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bear witness to my existential crisis

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Experiencing ten years’ worth of post-nut clarity

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Timeshares for wives

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@moleungkamkwan fuck you

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Picked a bad time to find out what my wife thinks about the Tokugawa Shogunate

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it is officially not-my-problem-o’clock

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With therapy, I’ve learned to once again show affection to my dog

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The nice thing about my diet is I’ll probably die young

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the masculine urge to start a podcast

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@joancoe No need to brag

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Yeah, I’m going to be OOO that week.

Then I’ll be OOOO and finally I’ll OooOooOOO-YEAH!!

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2016: "Do you want fries with that?"
2026: "The model said it was okay"

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The Age of Shitty Software is upon us

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Nearly 1 in 4 developers go to bed each night without enough tokens to complete their sprint 😔

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Thrifting satisfies the reptilian impulse to sift for treasure

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Vibe code a morning cron job that detects all the vibe coded software that failed overnight. 🚀

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In the near future, every human will be assigned a markdown file at birth.

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Buddhists must be pretty good at edging

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Got in trouble at work for typing ‘git pull’ manually

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No-nut Lent