Drunk Patrick Kane

leading the league on and off the ice. (Parody). SHOWTIME BABY🎬 #88 for Detroit Red Wings

[Drunk Patrick Kane @drunkpattykane]

I’m Back.

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Such a drink 27 beers and watch the @MapleLeafs blow another game 7 kinda night.

[Drunk Patrick Kane @drunkpattykane]

Jets take game 1 #KanerPrediction

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🎬

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

Patrick Kane's 19th. #LGRW

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@DetroitRedWings Tampa has their best players on pp1 and scores. Crazy concept

[Drunk Patrick Kane @drunkpattykane]

@DetroitRedWings Nice PP1 unit!

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Nice pp1! @DetroitRedWings

[Drunk Patrick Kane @drunkpattykane]

Yup🚨

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Patrick Kane scores tonight @DetroitRedWings

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@DetroitRedWings Let’s keep Debrincat and Kane on the bench during the powerplay, that was a great idea. New coach please

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Patrick Kane scores tonight @DetroitRedWings

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what a night.

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

THAT'S. SHOWTIME. 🎬

[Drunk Patrick Kane @drunkpattykane]

@scholarlysummer He plays in the NHL, he doesn’t suck at his job.

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🤝

[Drunk Patrick Kane @drunkpattykane]

I mean, it’s gotta be rigged for the center of the universe right? #NHLAllStar

[Drunk Patrick Kane @drunkpattykane]

I mean, it’s gotta be rigged for the center of the universe right? #NHLAllStar

[Drunk Patrick Kane @drunkpattykane]

holy glaze, easist goal of this dudes career

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

McDavid just scored with a 180-reverse no-scope 😭🥵 https://t.co/DE0QXGEw2B

[Drunk Patrick Kane @drunkpattykane]

lol

[Rachel Kryshak @RachelKryshak]

Alternatively, #AbolishTheDraft

Let kids decide where they want to play within cap constraints. Teams can only offer ELCs. That would entirely eliminate tanking and force teams to offer players opportunity and make their clubs attractive destinations.

[Drunk Patrick Kane @drunkpattykane]

Daddies back

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Patrick Kane’s back on the ice after undergoing surgery this off-season

Where will #88 be playing this season? 🤔

(via @CAAHockey)

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TOMMY BABY @FleetwoodLegion

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

VINTAGE. SHOWTIME.

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