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@afcadams11 @ManUtd You’re African?

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@Heccles94 Fairs you might genuinely be retarded and economically illiterate

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@Diginom_ @Heccles94 Thought that was obvious, they’re too busy trying to brainwash men to have bum sex with each other

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@sistoney67

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@NUFCgallowgate @pundit_jay Relevance?

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@Im_K1992 @BobTim21589 @PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Difference is most of them work and contribute to the system

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@KieranBarrett96 @bran36085 So obsessed with United 🤣but tbf I’d be looking for distractions if my club were in a relegation battle in League One

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@FidaniRed @burner77579532 @KingGyrfalcon @ammandev Already had Ekitike that you spent big on and had started well should’ve spent 40/50m on a backup instead and used the rest on a cb

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@FidaniRed @burner77579532 @KingGyrfalcon @ammandev You spent 130m on Isak who you didn’t even need

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@caitIin_aIIen We actually beat Leicester in the following round but thanks for your concern love

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@MartienBall Why would you care. Hope you get doxed you grifter

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@theavfcfaithful @sulkfenomeno Well for a start the linesman gave the throw in to Brighton when it touched Kadioglu last

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@UTDMiro @utdHarryy He’s started 9/19 league games and scored 5 in 20 appearances.
Rasmus who is shit has 9 goals in 22 in the same league.
Just because he’s benched some Ukrainian dosser doesn’t mean he’s balling out
Stop being a fucking spaz and stick to Nigerian football

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@utdHarryy Picking him is pure nepotism if his Dad wasn’t involved in the youth setup he’d be on loan at Accrington Stanley

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@FutPoliceLeaks @connFUT Gay

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@lnrclr Passed out and we’re still able to tweet about it, that’s amazing

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@laurennnn0607 Definitely swallows

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@Grace29304600 @WomensGameMIB @liawaltii @kafajiball @noncepocalypse found one

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@utdcynical Shut up you cunt

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@cagiago_ Got 1 World Cup. 0 because of blacks