Drunk Physicist

Let's enjoy every single equation explaining this universe

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unifying quantum gravity is second hardest thing to do
finding a PhD position under a good guide still tops the table 🥲
#physics

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i went to a meeting that was held in room number 404. I told them i was late because i couldn't find the room, and nobody understood why. This is why i have a hard time making friends ;(

#drunkphysicist

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it's good that quantum mechanics works
but it doesn't... ):(
#physics #quantummechanics #quantumphysics

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a gentle reminder :
the sun isn't yellow 🌞
#physics #drunkphysicist

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Einstein married his cousin Elsa,
even his marriage was "relative" 🥲
#relativity #einstein #drunkphysicist

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𝗣𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘁 : Someone Who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
#physicist #physics #drunkphysicist

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Sure, I understand almost nothing about my field.
But when I first started, wow, I really knew nothing. I didn't even know that I knew nothing.

How far I've come🥲🥲

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I'm suffering from hypersyllabus nopreparation syndrome.

#physics #examination

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Nature doesn't depend on how we look at it. A physical process is the same no matter what perspective we use to think about it.
- Relativity

#einstein #generalrelativity

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She was in love with 'Heisenberg' but he was "uncertain"...

#physics #love

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He was a fuse of 5A and She was an appliance of 8067W in a relationship of 220V.

#physics #drunkphysicist

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Assignment can neither be attempted nor tried, they can only be copied from one individual to another.

Law of conservation of studies.

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eat, sleep, blame your university for everything, repeat...

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to all those who consider me to be dumb enough not to notice things, i ignore things by choice... Bro I'm a physicist i can even notice the presence of a neutrino.