DrunkSheila

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[DrunkSheila @Drunksheila]

You know you’re getting jaded when giggling irritates you.

[DrunkSheila @Drunksheila]

Do you measure up?

[DrunkSheila @Drunksheila]

Went skydiving today... COMPLETELY hungover. #onlyme

[DrunkSheila @Drunksheila]

New series of the most drunken nature, I present to the court: Olive.

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When you day is improved 10 fold simply by your hair smelling good... gotta love American consumerism #StrangerThings

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Not sure if anyone else has noticed- but people in cars behave much like race horses. Tail their flank and they get competitive. If someone won't move the fuck over, tail their flank and watch em go...

[DrunkSheila @Drunksheila]

Hulk neck veins is the only expression of true love.

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I want my ladio ladio ladio shack. Lady, lady o'shack- I want my chill room lady-o-shack.bbq boomsauce

[DrunkSheila @Drunksheila]

@CheekODread I'll drink to having a good sense of humor!

[DrunkSheila @Drunksheila]

Sent my friend a message today about starting a new secret twitter- then read above and realized I told her already- while drunk. Cheers!

[DrunkSheila @Drunksheila]

Cheers to people who complain, offer opinions, or explain a subject as though they were an expert... 110 degrees from Kevin Bacon... Shut your face and have another drink instead of asking anyone with actual experience.