Drunk Teacher

Living the teacher life. Pretending to still be in college. Weekends, breaks and happy hours are my best friends.

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Do you have a day of the week that just seems impossible?
Me every Tuesday:

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Sunday and Monday scaries even though the kids don’t come back until Wednesday

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Is mid-year kindergarten a bad time to incorporate nap time?

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Name a better feeling than turning the attendance alarm off over break. I’ll wait.

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What did I miss today? Oh nothing.

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I miss kahlua in my coffee.

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Drank more days in August than not. #backtoschool

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Easter egg hunts are proof that kids actually can find what they are looking for

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44 days until spring break...

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Now you really can’t tell what’s in my coffee mug 😏#remotelearning

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Families emailing me Friday evening really don’t need my blacked out responses

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Please stop licking your mask.

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No one can hear me

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Back to school nightmares, a thread.

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Not having enough time

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Losing a child

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I know everyone is stressed. Fix it with alcohol. Then, you’re hungover in the morning and nothing else matters.

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How many glasses of wine should we have tonight?

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The good thing about wearing masks this year is no one will judge me for my RBF