Finnish Unicorn

Writer, mother, secret agent in and around the Twin Cities area.

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

@KakosIndustries Your mom

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

@KakosIndustries Specify.

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

When you have debilitating bad mental health days but still have to adult...

[memes i found online @internet_posts]

God doesn’t listen to your prayers, he gave up with humanity a long time ago.

[Toutâ Galation @ToutaGalation]

Announcing the second bi-annual Comreton Calleios! Stay tuned for more information on this virtual conference on Gaulish Polytheism and Galatibessus.

#gaulpol #gaulishpolytheism #polytheist #polytheism #pagan #paganism #gaul #celticpagan #celticpolytheism #gaulish #gaulishgods

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

Let's do lunch? I just earned a badge for lunchtime listening, so ... probably not. Join in the fun with a free ...: https://t.co/NGQv9d7G0s

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

Catching up on Magnus Archive episodes. I started yelling at the part of she found an eye in the wall and went and got a kitchen knife... best day at the office ever. Not so much for the folks around me.

@TheRustyQuill @jonnywaistcoat

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

@WhoresofYore Work your daddy issues one sock at a time.

[Michael Faudet @MichaelFaudet]

Why is it so—
when hands let go,
it is the heart
that holds on tight,
like the final flicker
of a fading star—
taken by the light.

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

Anyone else feel a huge weight leave their shoulders.

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

@williemeikle @LairdBarron I have the same thing but it's a house.

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

Is there other fallout for these people? What do their employers think?

[UNICORN RIOT @UR_Ninja]

At least 17 “patriots” from Minnesota followed orders of President Trump & took part in the violent storming of the U.S. Capitol in D.C on January 6.

From #ProudBoys to #HoldTheLine organizers, we take a look at some of the Minnesotans who make the trip. https://t.co/dbtb3Yp3Fv

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

No one can tell me that if it had been a group of Black Lives Matter protestors yesterday that they wouldn’t have been treated very differently than the mob that stormed the Capitol.

We all know that’s true — and it’s unacceptable.

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

@itsJeffTiedrich Well, they got confronted with a front row seat to the consequences of spouting off their rhetoric.

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

@ohmissjulie People emotionally bond with their roombas. We'll give them names and dress them in costumes. They will the next larger more expensive cats.

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

@s8nstan Yeah but only if you ask nicely...

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

@s8nstan Good, at least someone there enjoys it.

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

@JarettSays

[Finnish Unicorn @drunkwolfe]

@Gunpowder_Tim Didn't posting about Christmas lasagna get your account suspended a bit ago?

[The Chris Mosier @TheChrisMosier]

Stop policing gender.
Trans women can be butch.
Trans guys can be femme.

It doesn’t mean they are “detransitioning” or “not trans enough.” Every person should be able to express their gender in whatever way feels best to them that moment.